1m immigrants given British citizenship in the past decade!

[Arthur]

When have you ever had the honour of meeting me ? Have you been attending fibbers school like somebody else on here ?

Trust me pal I wouldn't lie about something like that!! It's 2.5 hours of my life I'm never going to get back!!

We had a spare train ticket which you had off us. You spent the entire journey telling us about the many afflictions you've had over the years including your failed marriage despite the fact you'd only know us for five minutes.