15 things you didn't know about Ecuador

[Lander]

I knew a few too!

BURN THREAD

 

[Tom Bombadil]

As it is in Mexico - Gotta love those crazy South Americans and Central Americans.

Or Latin Americans as we say when we're in a hurry.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The consentual age for sex is 12, and the national fruit is the pomegranate.

Yet, strangely, the consentual age for sex with a Pomegranate is 14.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Or Latin Americans as we say when we're in a hurry.

After you find out she had infact lied to you and was 11 and not 12 like she had said.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Child-fuckers or not, Mexico is in north America.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yet, strangely, the consentual age for sex with a Pomegranate is 14.

And a Guinea Pig?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

And a Guinea Pig?

2 months, you can shag it then eat it.

 

[Trufflehound]

And a Guinea Pig?

Whenever you're old enough to afford your own duct tape.

 

[CHAPPERS]

And a Guinea Pig?

In a threesome?

 

[Easy 10]

2 months, you can shag it then eat it.

Best clean it out first though.

 

[tedebear]

Wheres the joy in this??

 

[Man of Harveys]

PHWOAR!! (If you're GAY):

 

[Uncle Buck]

In a threesome?

Make sure you do not have wind....

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just look this saucy little MINX

 

[Man of Harveys]

*splurt*

*splurt again*

*and again*

*oh well, while I'm at it...*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Just look this saucy little MINX

 

[Hampden Park]

*splurt*

*splurt again*

*and again*

*oh well, while I'm at it...*

quads eh? very nice

 

[Easy 10]

Guinea pigs have EIGHT nipples

 

[Silent Bob]

Having a large rump is considered so attractive in Ecuador, so much so that the women buy pads to make their bums look bigger.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What a fantastic thread.

I knew 1,3,4,6,8,11,13,14 & 15 as I spent sometime out there, plus my best friend is married to an Ecuadorian.

It is also an arresting offence not to carry round ID with you, which I found out to my cost, being incarcerated for 5 hours with 5 other Brits. The police wear camouflaged uniforms and like to use their machine guns to coerce cooperation.

They also make the Panama hat, but the bloody Yanks got confused and thought they were from Panama and not Ecuador.