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14 Things that are (almost) guaranteed to happen during this season:



Rusco

New member
Jul 8, 2003
879
Always Bringing Up The Rear
1) Club will have an appeal to raise money

2) McGhee will have a pop at people in the South Stand (E Block) for not
getting behind the team and having a go at the players/him

3) Club will take offence to some poorly researched/scurrilous comment made
by a caller on the fans phone in

4) Ian Hart will then claim that the club want him off the phone in and
that he may pack it in

5) Yorkie will never say anything negative about the club
.................. ever.

6) Liz Costa will upset 95% of fans by an ill thought out comment on the
phone in/ in the Argus

7) Dave the Gaffer will be on the fans phone in at least 10 times

8) The supporters' club posse will claim responsibility for an idea put
forward by someone else

9) There will be a thread on NSC slagging off Paul Samrah/Attila created by
some jumped up individual who will have achieved less than 1% of the
efforts of those two in keeping the Albion's plight positively in the
public's eye

10) There will be 'loyal' fans who have only missed 60 home games in the
last 4 years who fail to get a ticket for a big Albion game and will
therefore write to the Argus threatening never to return

11) McCammon will head over from a corner when it would have been easier to score

12) It will rain heavily on the Friday night Christmas game

13) Dwayne will get banned again from NSC

14) Watford O will spout tripe about Orient getting promoted only to see them fade in to mid table obscurity
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,117
Charlie Oatway will score 1 goal.
 


Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,514
15. Some twat in the South Stand will shout abuse at McGhee after one home game of the season.

16. NSC will be full of doom-mongers claiming we're finished after anything less than a 6-0 win against Crewe.

17. I will be on here attempting to offer reasoned argument about the above, along the lines that whatever some people think, we are going to lose a lot more than we win this season, so there's no point in piling the flak on McGhee, we might as well offer our support.
 








Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
21) We will lose 3 games on the trot at some point this season and everyone will be calling for McGhees head.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,838
Surrey
22) At some point Crystal Palace will be bottom of the league, despite their tool of a chairman insisting they will be top all season.

Oh sorry, that's already happened so I suppose it doesn't count as a prediction. :jester:
 




e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
23) Sky will run a piece about Withdean being our temporary home.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,838
Surrey
Bobby Zamora will miss a chance and West Ham fans by the bucketload will ring up demanding Pardew's head and Zamora out of the team or they will rip up their season ticket.

Redknapp will bottle it, walk out of a job he's not good enough to do and then blame Lowe and Woodward.

Kevin Blackwell will grumble at what an incredibly hard job it is to manage such a massive club

We will win more matches than we lose at home this season. :clap:
 




Yoda

English & European
Seagullible said:
21) someone from NSP will call Morris a 'thundercunt' in a thread to see if it gets deleted

:lolol:

Cardiff will ask the pfa for help with paying wages before the end of the season again.
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Rusco said:
5) Yorkie will never say anything negative about the club
.................. ever.

See Brightonfans this morning.
 








Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Somebody will bounce the Roxanne thread..

again.

Oh, and I will go on holiday at least 4 times.
 
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rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
at least one under pressure manager will get the sack after his team loses against us, and he'll be interviewed on goals on sunday where he will say 'with due respect we should be beating teams like Brighton'
 




Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Jose Mourinho will say 'I don't get involved in slanging matches with other teams and managers, we just concentrate on ourselves.'

The following week:

'Arsene Wenger is a slimy Frenchman with a team of cheats and no more right to walk God's earth than a weasel'.
 




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