1066's song to BAG

[Franks Wild Years]

A song for Laura.
(By Adrie aged 14)

To the tune of Jelous Guy by J Lennon.

I don't care what anyone says
I'm just replieing to a post by Les
I'm just all beat up inside
I'm just all beat up insi-ide.

I never meant to hurt you
I'm need to think before I talk
I never meant to hurt you
I'm just a tackless dork.

When we talked on MSN
You just blocked me there and then
I was just being polite
I was jusy being pol-ite

I never meant to hurt you
I'm sorry for the grief I gave
I never meant to hurt you
I'm just shit scared of Dave

(Sax solo)

I've a hope within my heart
A hope that you will one day see
Can we meet behind block 'B'
Can we meet behind block 'B'-eee

I never meant to hurt you
I'm sorry for the tact I lack
I never meant to hurt you
Can you all get off my back

I never meant to hurt you
I'm sorry that I caused a strop
I never meant to hurt you
Let me get you something from the club shop


(Sax solo, repeat to fade)



Hope you like it Adrie, its not meant to offend.

 

[Springal]

do you have a job?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Brilliant!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Give him a f***ing break, BULLY.

 

[aftershavedave]

(someone with obviously far to much time on his hands: you must be a teacher or a tax dodger i'd guess!)

 

[tedebear]

do you have a job?

he's a gecko, don't you know they are brilliant song writers and sound technicians!!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Mean, but quite good.....hopefully 1066 will find that funny........

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A quality little riff there, Hubert. You could be on the wrong side of the mic, Frank. Saying that, I haven't heard you sing it.

Not exactly bullying really is it!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

A Letter To Laura

Music The Cure (A Letter To Elise)


*Whispered* Laura

Oh I know it doesn't matter what I say
I can't take back what I said yesterday
I just keep on acting out the same
way as always

Every game I smile
forget
and make-believe we never needed
any more than this
any more than this

Oh I know it doesn't matter what I do
I know I'll never really get inside of you
to make your eyes catch fire
the way they should

The way the blue could pull me in
if they only would
if they only would
At least I'd lose this sense of sensing
the disinterest you hide away

Me and you
we're worlds apart
from aching looks and breaking hearts
to all the signs your hands make

Oh I just take as much as you can throw
and then throw it all away
oh I throw it all away

like throwing faces at the sky
like throwing arms round
yesterday

I stood and stared
wide-eyed in front of you
and the face I saw looked back
laughed and pointed too

and I just can't hold my tears away
no way boohoo

Laura believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises
I thought you were the girl I’d always dreamed about

but I let the dream go
and the MSN’s blocked,
the PM’s have all ran out...

Oh Laura it doesn't matter what I say
I can't take back what I said yesterday
I just keep on acting out the same
way as always

Every game I smile
forget
and make-believe we never needed
any more than this
any more than this

and every time I try to make it up
by being nice
as soon as I type it up
I make it worse by not checking twice

but there's nothing else I can really do
there's nothing else
I can really do
at all...

Adrie

 

[northstandnorth]

ROXY MUSIC!!!!!! ROXY f***ing FOXHUNTING BASTARD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!


HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


its by john lennon actually


still quite funny though

 

[Franks Wild Years]

ROXY MUSIC!!!!!! ROXY f***ing FOXHUNTING BASTARD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!


HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


its by john lennon actually


still quite funny though

Yeah sorry man. Will Change.

 

[Brovion]

Quick! Everybody look busy! Nazi mods on their way to lock this thread ..... *shoves hands in pockets and walks away whistling*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

A Letter To Laura

Music The Cure (A Letter To Elise)


*Whispered* Laura

Oh I know it doesn't matter what I say
I can't take back what I said yesterday
I just keep on acting out the same
way as always

Every game I smile
forget
and make-believe we never needed
any more than this
any more than this

Oh I know it doesn't matter what I do
I know I'll never really get inside of you
to make your eyes catch fire
the way they should

The way the blue could pull me in
if they only would
if they only would
At least I'd lose this sense of sensing
the disinterest you hide away

Me and you
we're worlds apart
from aching looks and breaking hearts
to all the signs your hands make

Oh I just take as much as you can throw
and then throw it all away
oh I throw it all away

like throwing faces at the sky
like throwing arms round
yesterday

I stood and stared
wide-eyed in front of you
and the face I saw looked back
laughed and pointed too

and I just can't hold my tears away
no way boohoo

Laura believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises
I thought you were the girl I’d always dreamed about

but I let the dream go
and the MSN’s blocked,
the PM’s have all ran out...

Oh Laura it doesn't matter what I say
I can't take back what I said yesterday
I just keep on acting out the same
way as always

Every game I smile
forget
and make-believe we never needed
any more than this
any more than this

and every time I try to make it up
by being nice
as soon as I type it up
I make it worse by not checking twice

but there's nothing else I can really do
there's nothing else
I can really do
at all...

Adrie

 

[Wardy]

 

[Silent Bob]

I very much doubt he wrote either of those, the words are all spelt correctly.

 

[London Irish]

I very much doubt he wrote either of those, the words are all spelt correctly.

Check again

 

[Silent Bob]

Check again

I just wanted to make my cheap gag. I didn't actually read them.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Ode to Adrie by Adrie

"My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
their giggling talk I could never understand
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand...
and that's why..

I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker.
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud.
Here, listen..

OH mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters
thank you for having me and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter
my knees have turned to water
and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over italy
I've wanked over spain.
i've wanked in an omnibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger, and a melon, and a cat
An inflatable linda lovelace and a davy crockett hat..
and that's why

(rpt chorus)

 

[Man of Harveys]

NSC GOLD!