100k for whale vomit

[SK1NT]

Keep a look out on the beach

Whale vomit found on beach could be worth £100,000 - video | UK news | guardian.co.uk

 

[The Birdman]

Shame my vomit not worth that sort of money I could have built a bigger stadium than TB and spent more money on players than City ,Chelsea, QPR ha ho

 

[GingerBeerMan]

What a strange man. Finds a rock that smells odd so takes it home. He walks straight through the front door and goes on Google and types in "whale vomit". And I thought I had too much free time.

 

[Weretheweststand]

Precious ambergris, from futurama!

 

[SeagullSongs]

So what exactly is the process?

1. Find whale vomit on beach.
2. Claim ownership and take home.
3. Tell the media.
4. Get an offer from a perfume company.
5. PROFIT.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Oooh i lost contact with a fisherman friend, and fisherman's friend, of mine called Jonah around 1500 years ago. I wonder if he finally turned up. He went AWOL after losing a holding your breath competition with a dolphin called Bonzo.

 

[dadams2k11]

I know what im doing tonight.

1) searching on google for how to catch a whale and make it sick.

2) Going on ebay to buy a boat and 10lt container

3) Plan where to catch my whale.

Simple.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I've got some cat vomit on my floor if anyone is interested

 

[dizzy_V]

it makes me SICK how much people will pay for some things

 

[bomber130]

Aparently it don't smell to nice, however my sick smells f***ing awful must be worth a few quid to some posh tart who wants to rub it on her neck. I could also give some bit of top totty a nice pearl necklace which in my book is priceless.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

On the scale of £35 million for Andy Carroll, £100,000 for a handful of dried puke is about right.

 

[willow147]

Anyone have any out of date fish food as want to make my goldfish ill. Surely it'll be the same thing, just on a smaller scale,

 

[smillie's garden]

Finding whale spew would be a complete fluke! For that money I'm going to start looking though; I need some baleen out.

I'll get my (minke) coat.

 

[Philzo-93]

The guy interviewed sounds like he's about to have an orgasm when he said oxidise

 

[16bha]

Is this what hey call "Moby Sick"


I'll get my coat......

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Correction.....all you collecting whale vomit.....sorry it is whale poo!