100 Sexiest Women in the world

[coventrygull]

My wife isn't in there why

 

[Les Biehn]

My wife isn't in there why

Coz she has a cock.

 

[coventrygull]

Coz she has a cock.

don't you mean she has had a few cocks

 

[Les Biehn]

don't you mean she has had a few cocks

That as well.

 

[coventrygull]

That as well.

and a few kebabs

 

[Barrel of Fun]

BristolSeagulls bird would be on there, if we were allowed to look at her

 

[Gazwag]

Re: Re: Re: 100 Sexiest Women in the world

90. Myfanwy Waring W
Google her - the dark haired one out of The Bill.
Phwoar

Myfanwy Waring - Had to check to see if it was a real name, not that impressive, although she must be quite good if it is

 

[coventrygull]

Our hotel in St Petersburg had some real stunners in the bar but the Mrs would let me buy one

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Are any of the top 100 actually sexy?

 

[coventrygull]

Are any of the top 100 actually sexy?

I Don't find any of these celebs sexy.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Strangely, a lot of the women on that list actually believe it's true, they don't realise it's a huge f*x

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

It's "the women that FHM would like naked in their magazine next year in order to sell the most magazines".

I used to work for Emap, I know how it's done

 

[A Melbourne Albion Supporter]

Where is

Lucy Lui
Tea Leoni
Jane Seymour

The first 2 are off the list with good reason...the latter missed the list by 30 years.




Y=would
N=wouldn't
O=ok
W=who?

1. Keira Knightley Y

2. Keeley Hazell W

3. Scarlett Johansson Y

4. Angelina Jolie Y

5. Kelly Brook W

6. Cheryl Tweedy W

7. Beyonce Knowles Y

8. Evangeline Lilly Y

9. Jessica Alba Y

10. Jessica Simpson O

11. Billie Piper N

12. Sienna Miller Y

13. Lindsay Lohan Y

14. Rachel Stevens W

15. Sarah Harding W

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt NN

17. Halle Berry Y

18. Jennifer Aniston N

19. Fearne Cotton W

20. Eva Longoria O

21. Mischa Barton O

22. Elisha Cuthbert Y

23. Kate Beckinsale Y

24. Hayley Parsons W

25. Eva Mendes W

26. Charlize Theron YYYY

27. Kara Tointon W

28. Rachel Bilson W

29. Tanya Robinson W

30. Holly Willoughby W

31. Jennifer Ellison W

32. Gemma Atkinson W

33. Hilary Duff N

34. Paris Hilton N

35. Lucy Pinder W

36. Brittany Murphy N

37. Tera Patrick W

38. Christina Aguilera N

39. Lisa Snowdon W

40. Charlotte Church Y

41. Tara Reid O

42. Victoria Silvstedt Y

43. Jennifer Lopez O

44. Maggie Grace W

45. Coleen McLoughlin W

46. Kate Bosworth O

47. Michelle Marsh W

48. Natalie Portman YYY

49. Nicole Scherzinger W

50. Chantelle Houghton W

51. Natalie Pike W

52. Jaime Pressly W

53. Tina O’Brien W

54. Brooke Burke W

55. Nadine Coyle W

56. Maria Sharapova O

57. Nikki Sanderson W

58. Charlotte Marshall W

59. Jennifer Garner Y

60. Anna Kournikova N

61. Kristen Kreuk O

62. Lady Isabella Hervey W

63. Holly Valance O

64. Natalie Oxley W

65. Joss Stone N

66. Kimberley Walsh N

67. Kayleigh Pearson W

68. Sophie Howard W

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) N

70. Heidi Klum O

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar N

72. Pamela Anderson O

73. Sammy Winward W

74. Naomi Watts Y

75. Kirsty Gallacher W

76. Cameron Diaz O

77. Roxanne Pallett W

78. Myleene Klass W

79. Katie Holmes O

80. Gisele Bundchen N

81. Teri Hatcher NNNN

82. Reese Witherspoon N

83. Gwen Stefani N

84. Nicola Roberts W

85. Adele Silva W

86. Rebecca Romijn YY

87. Kate Moss N

88. Carmen Electra Y

89. Rachel McAdams W

90. Myfanwy Waring W

91. Roxanne McKee W

92. Jenna Jameson Y

93. Jessica Biel YY

94. Kate Middleton W

95. Josie Maran Y

96. Emma Griffiths W

97. Joanna Krupa W

98. Denise Van Outen W

99. Rosario Dawson W

100. Sofia Vergara
W

 

[A Melbourne Albion Supporter]

f***ing A

FUCKIN AA

 

[eastlondonseagull]

It's "the women that FHM would like naked in their magazine next year in order to sell the most magazines".

I used to work for Emap, I know how it's done

Indeed it is

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

cheryl down to SIX? SAKE

 

[bristolseagull]

BristolSeagulls bird would be on there, if we were allowed to look at her

Didnt quite make it...............





101 Sexiest Women in the world

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101............Miss bristol seagull

 

[Franks Wild Years]

BristolSeagulls bird would be on there, if we were allowed to look at her

I dont believe she exists, the private detective's report clearly stated that 'throughout the constant surveillance the subject known as BristolSeagull was always seen "acting" alone'
He also goes on to say that 'the most remarkable aspect of the subjects life was the time he spent dressed as a large green, felt, bald, bespectabled chidrens TV character'.

Very odd indeed.

 

[Bwian]

Where is

Lucy Lui

Right here.....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]