10 weeks to go...

[The Oldman]

Actually, what I'd really like at Arundel is...

1. Monty and Yardy open the match with a 300 partnership.

2. Warne getting match figures of 0/180.

3. Warne being bowled for a King Pair.

4. Mushy taking 17 wickets for less than 100 runs, including both of Warne's wickets.

5. Grizzly punching Udal's lights out after the latter complains when is clean bowled by Kirtley for 0. (I tell you, that one's brewing after last year's C&G match at Hove.)

6. Sussex to win by an innings and then some.

7. Lancashire's game to be rained off.

Is that too much to ask for?

Not at all. As members it is our right.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm CREAMING myself at the prospect of a championship DECIDER away to durham in september, right on my doorstep and EVERYTHING


in fairness i personally can't see us winning the league again this year

 

[The Large One]

They said that last year.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

they did yes


we have rana for most of the season, which is nice, as good as yassir was, he was no rana

i don't think we'll STRUGGLE, but not convinced we'll eventually possess enough quality to match the likes of hamps and yorks

 

[The Large One]

they did yes


we have rana for most of the season, which is nice, as good as yassir was, he was no rana

i don't think we'll STRUGGLE, but not convinced we'll eventually possess enough quality to match the likes of hamps and yorks

f*** em. Yorkshire can kiss my South Saxon ARSE. They don't have Chris Adams in their squad, so they're going to win SQUIT.

As for Hampshire? I've SHAT 'em.

 

[Trigger]

ALAN, please, we are UNDERDOGS... That is the way we like it, that is when we win things...

We have NO chance this season.

 

[The Oldman]

Agreed Trigger. We have no chance. Only proper clubs like Lancashire win everthing.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

ALAN, please, we are UNDERDOGS... That is the way we like it, that is when we win things...

We have NO chance this season.

 

[fisons]

Beautiful thread. Made me very happy on a cold winter's afternoon.

 

[McShane79]

i'm CREAMING myself at the prospect of a championship DECIDER away to durham in september, right on my doorstep and EVERYTHING


in fairness i personally can't see us winning the league again this year

Defeating the dream team of Onions and Mustard? Yeah, I like that!!

 

[Trigger]

Quite simply the most breathtakingly stunning sight in the world.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it is possibly the finest sporting arena ANYWHERE


can't wait till they do up the southside, then it'll be TREBLE WICKARD

 

[The Large One]

ALAN, please, we are UNDERDOGS... That is the way we like it, that is when we win things...

We have NO chance this season.

Oh. Sorry.

I did get a little carried away there, didn't I? Still, I can dream a little dream, can't I?

 

[Trigger]

Oh, and another thing ALAN, will you be selling Mushtaq Ahmed replica beards this forthcoming season?...

 

[The Large One]

Don't get me started about SCCC's commercial department.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

are you not stocking any sussex GOODS then alan?

 

[The Large One]

No. <gnash, fume, grind>, I am FACKING not.

 

[Gazwag]

are you not stocking any sussex GOODS then alan?

from what I've seen SCCC have enough trouble stocking their own items

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

their shop is pretty shithouse isn't it?


i love the club though, they seem to be a complete broke SHAMBLES, yet they have the best team in the country

its brilliant!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

No. <gnash, fume, grind>, I am FACKING not.

How come?