£10 to the LAST person to post in this thread

[Waterhall Wizard]

Can i have a tit wank please waterhall?

Sure. Just go in to your local and ask the barmaid for a pint of Titbread Wankard.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

But i like men........

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

What could?

Have you forgotten already?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is rape wrong if done to a small gerbil?

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

But i like men........

Well ask the barman then. What am I, some sort of agony uncle?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I heard you had nice breasts

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I heard you had nice breasts

You must do other things besides looking in the mirror. Get a life.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You must do other things besides looking in the mirror. Get a life.

i believe you started it sir

 

[Bakesy]

i believe you started it sir

Started what?

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

i believe you started it sir

No I didn't. If I look in a mirror there's no reflection.

Calling me "Sir" is very polite young man.

 

[desprateseagull]

to me...

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

That's some celebration Desprate. Been on the piss since the first of the month?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Pour some of that stuff down the throat of that excuse for a chicken. It needs fattening up. I've seen more meat on a sparrow.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Trufflehound]

 

[REDLAND]

 

[seagull1971]

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Don't forget 29th April at Withdean. 19:45 kick off.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]