10,000 and I retire

[The Large One]

Great. If Chappers isn't going to be on here any more, his right of reply is revoked, so let's all slag the ginger **** off, and *tee, hee* HE WON'T BE ABLE TO REPLY.

Oh, Chappers is a wanker
He wears a wanker's hat
And when he wears it back to front
He looks a f***ing prat

Oh...

[repeat to fade]

 

[The Large One]

You might think you've left North Stand Chat, Chappers, but has North Stand Chat left you?

I've got to 10,000 posts, Don
I'm retiring, Don
Good luck, Don
f*** off, Don

Do you honestly think you can just 'retire'? You think you can just walk away? There's always one more job, Chappers, one more thing to say. You won't be retiring - I won't let you. If you carry this on, in six hours time, you're gonna look back on this aggravation as a golden period. Your card is marked, son.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Yeah. Even braders'll be able to walk all over him. Pussy.

Braders will OWN him

 

[Easy 10]

I think we should bring out some "I'VE BEEN ABUSED BY CHAPPERS" t-shirts, in loving memory.

 

[Rougvie]

Chappers, the only useful contribution you have made to my life was cleaning the fluff of my fish after it had fallen on the floor of the Sportsmans.

For that I thank you.

Just think with all this new found freedom what other great contributions you could make to the world

 

[CAFC Matt]

Could this be a April Fools

 

[Dover]

Chappers. Come back. There's a pint at the Rose Hill for you.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Chappers has retired to Brightonfans.com along with BrightonBird. lol.

 

[Braders]

Braders will OWN him

*goes into watford 0/looney mode* I AM SO DON ,....

 

[Strike]

Farewell Chapman we will miss you I think you will come back.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I reckon this LIZARD has just turned CHAMELEON for a few days...

 

[Beach Hut]

A good innings - well done

 

[Braders]

"My f***ing head hurts, my house stinks of fags and i just shit my ass. Not quite so sure about saturdays anymore.<_<"

chappers first post back on THIS board!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

haha what a legend!

we'll miss you MAX! well i will anyway!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Chappers is like the Manics.

Always said they'd not do another album after generation terrorists. Should have stopped there.

He's gonna come back all soft and shit.

I can't help feeling I was right.

 

[On the Left Wing]

So you will be reincarnated as whom

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Barnet Seagull]

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** off

 

[superwife]

Don't believe you, that Petit Chablis has gone to your head. You should have stuck to lager.