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Friday afternoon debate: The 'M' in MILF



Bozza

Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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I normally go to the gym on the way to work in the morning but I was a lazy bastard this morning so didn't have time.

So today I made a rare lunchtime visit. Other than the Bristol City players going through their paces, I was quite amazed at what I'm sure Buzzer would refer to as some cracking 'MILF talent'.

But, as I worked up a sweat, I got round to thinking - is the 'M' in MILF mandatory in order to qualify for MILF-ness? Does some sort of child-bearing have to have happened?

Or is it more a case of (and I can't be arsed with the acronyms) 'In her thirties and I'd like to f***' or something similar.

NSC - over to you...
 




Pavilionaire

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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MATURE I'd Like to...?

No, I think child-bearage is a pre-requisite for MILF status. Isn't part of it the thought that because she's had kids she should be respectable / married / settled and therefore has no right to look so sexy?
 


tedebear

tedebear

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Jul 7, 2003
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Pavilionaire said:
MATURE I'd Like to...?

No, I think child-bearage is a pre-requisite for MILF status. Isn't part of it the thought that because she's had kids she should be respectable / married / settled and therefore has no right to look so sexy?
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or the fact that its baggage free sex as she already has kids and chances are doesn't want anymore?
 


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Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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yes they must've produced babies or else they are just FUCKABLES!
 








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Bluejuice

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Sep 2, 2004
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I would say that motherhood is a definite prerequisite to being a MILF
 






Buzzer

Buzzer

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Oct 1, 2006
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EDIT -As if by magic! (I've just got back from the Office pub. Had a nice lunch)


I've done a fair bit of research into this and my gut feeling is that it's a state of mind. It's shorthand for any "older" woman to be honest.

There's a fair few mothers that look far too young to be described as MILFy whereas there are women that have never had children that are MILFy heaven.

There's my two-pennyworth but I think we need pics, Bozza, before we can conclude for definite.
 








Easy 10

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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I find the M in MILF a bit of a pain to be honest. But thats because I have no M key, and constantly have to cut n' paste them into my words.
 


Nibble

Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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She's a pensioner but you gotta mention her!
 






Man of Harveys

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Agree with the other cliqueists - motherhood is a necessity here. Otherwise they're just rather bitter old spinsters who for some reason always seem to drink far too much white wine.
 




Beach Hut

Beach Hut

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Jul 5, 2003
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Is Mrs Hut an MILF then ?
 








Easy 10

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,183
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captainmorganrum said:
Use two n's side by side for a quicker alternative?

:amateurs:
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I've tried the alternatives, none has really been a go-er.
If I need a small m, I just paste it from the word "message" in the 'quote message in reply?' bit you see below. If I need a capital M, I paste it from the 'all times are GMT' a bit further down.

I suppose I should take the keyboard to be repaired, but it'd cost more than fifty beer tokens, and I'm actually getting quite used to it now anyway.
 
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