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You’re right. Apologies.

“Crawley ranked as the “eighth-happiest place to live in Sussex”, according to Rightmove's study” 12 Dec 2022 Do you think Rightmkve are having trouble shifting property in Crawley 🤣 8th happiest in Sussex? Do me a favour.

Not really.

Tidied that up for you 👍

Oh give it a rest. It was an arguably comical dig at a town that had just acted like idiots in a football match and is jokingly referred to as a bit of a dive. This is a football forum comprised mainly of middle aged - elderly men and women. Do we really need to be acting like millenial...

Funnily enough I was listening to a documentary about the Mauritians and you’re dead right, they’ve been stitched up completely.

I’m on the phone to my letting agent as we speak, I’m out.

I choose to live here. It’s got many faults but I like it. In the whole. No reason I should be less invested just because I choose not to have children.

I think the issue with the night time economy in places like Crawley is that it’s not a destination town. You’re only going out there if you live there. So the same people fight and argue and play out grudges each weekend.

Lancing has its nice areas. Lancing College, lancing Ring, the beach between beach green and Shoreham. North lancing, the church and chocolate box cottages are lovely. It’s the village centre that looks like someone air-dropped a shipping container full of mutants. But it’s easy to get...

Swerve the Rainbow on a Friday morning. In fact, swerve it altogether.

Just a village full of incredibly ugly people.

I don’t share your concern. Banter innit. But probably not nice for the people that live there. Having said that. I live in Lancing, the spiritual home of the mobility scooter and universal credit wrist support. It has its nice points but is a bit of a dump. I don’t care if people rip the...

Don’t worry, I live in Lancing, the town that banned mirrors. 😉 And we don’t even have pubs for people to fight outside.

I worked in Crawley for a few weekends. homophobic idiots throwing bottles at customers leaving Bar7 and the same bitter, failed at life, scrag-ends fighting outside metro cabs and Troy’s kebabs at kicking out time, week in week out. Their girlfriends yelling “Riley, he ain’t worf it babe”...

.. your Honour. 🤣🤣🤣 What does he do after he’s punched someone, an Irish jig?

Crawley are a nothing team. I hope they enjoyed their trip to the Amex. Unless they start car boot sales, it’ll be some time before they are back.