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He's got a username that's equivalent of us going on Oxford's website and calling ourselves The Royal Pavilion.

We make loads of stuff, it's just owned by foreigners.

To be honest, I almost vomited watching that Top Gear thing. Richard Hammond, tear dribbling from his eye, and whispering 'Look! A tractor!' FFS, stick to blowing up caravans.

Erm it's TWO defeats, so it's perfectly acceptable to begin calling for his head now. Oscar Out!! In fact, Foxtrot Oscar Out!!

Be more entertaining when Steve gets as far as the dugout though. What's your name? Oscar? That's nice Oscar, what do you do for a living then? Is that your girlfriend sat next to you or did you just throw up on the seat?* * My material is far worse than Steve's as you can see.

The way I see it for me, is this. I will largely be at the ground during 5% and 0% times, and while I welcomed the topping up of my card to achieve a 10% discount/cashback/whatever, there seems little point in tying up £40 or so on my card for something in between 0% and 5%. So I will be paying...

I have enough hate capacity to go around. I can hate Amazon and Google AND this Super Fertile woman who's husband has never heard of condoms, vasectomies, or pulling out and going on her t*ts at the crucial moment.

As above, download Spybot Search and Destroy and run it as Administrator.

Terry Melinos

El Tonjon.

An actual quote from my girlfriend as we were walking along the undercliff walk at Rottingdean on Sunday: [points at woman on beach]: "Oh look, she was sitting in front of us on the bus comin- Oh! She's taking her top off, move along, nothing to see here...." In general though, we have an...

RSPCA stopped all that. They weren't being slaughtered humanely.

For full on flavour, you can't whack a packet of proper Irish Tayto Chesse & Onion crisps. None of that Davidstow Three Year Matured Cheddar with Tuscan Shallots Poached in a Red Wine and Rosemary Jus b*ll*cks.

Swindon Swindon Swindon Swindon and Great Yarmouth

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead. Errrrrr..... righto. And I too think The Beatles is a stupid name for a band.

And if anyone knows if that Oscar Garcia bloke is coming as well?

And then buzz two old redneck loonies drinking moonshine in a field in Arizona and then bugger off home again.

Matthew Upson TURNS out to BE the murderer in the NEW Roy GRACE novel? I'm CONFUSED now.

Matthew Upson?? Dunno.

Has Upson signed?