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Beach Hut sold his West Ham ticket on ebay

Hove B&B has a boyfriend call Wayne, his keeps him in the loft and only lets him out when his wife is out doing her charidee work

I thought he said "stop pointing at me"

The FTSE and his mate Dow Jones walk into a bar, the barman says "you two look down"

A sperm donor walks into a bar, whilst sitting drinking his pint the girl sitting a new stools down says "D'you come here often" to which he replies, "no there aren't any porn magazines to read"

Neither are some of the names people have called others, but I must admit the most un-PC was the one Pavillionaire called you

I think you have missed bag three, the one with 11 Adam Virgo balls in. One ball must be picked from this bag first followed by Bag B, then the rest of the positions are filled ffrom Bags A & B

freshly ground coffee

a fish shop

depends who you are calling it I surpose - calling a disabled person one is but is calling a non disabled person one

Are the Cockjugglingthundercunts and the cackbadgers coming

There seem to be quite a few fans at games who listen to the commentary while they are watching

Does Maxine Carr still have a taxpayers paid bodyguard in her cosy flat a stones throw from me here (usless she's been move on again).

:wave:

Bring back the dream team

I guess they may get that bloke in who did the Swindon semi final games

I always picture them like this

you need to switch it off and switch it on again

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