North = The my replica shirt is far to tight but iv'e had it 30 years Stand
West = The only sing when we're winning Stand
East = The 75th minute now you see us now you dont Stand
South = The we love waving things Stand .
Letter from the FA to Gareth before the opening game .
"Dear Mr Southgate , thank you for your services during the past 2 boring as usual years , we think you have maintained our specific standards of flattering to deceive and would like you to consider another 3 year contract before we kick a...