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Brian: You are all individuals Crowd: Yes we are all individuals Crowd goes silent John Cleese: I'm not

Stinkie pinkie?

Mikey, chill dude! What sort of time will you be getting there? Sod the concourse queues and go to Dicks Bar! That's what I plan to do next weekend. And I live in London so 11am start for me.

Yeah but that ain't HovaGirl! She's much better looking! Disclaimer: I have no idea what HovaGirl looks like and this was not meant to be taken with any seriousness. I am sure she is far better looking.

Discuss anything, is always fine by me. But retarded threads such as this does make you shake your head ever so slightly and wonder where these people are coming from. No? Oh well maybe just me. But hey that's just my opinion in the real world where bubbles are regularly burst.

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum? Brian's mum: Stop thinking about sex! Brian: I wasn't! Brian's mum: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Nigel was shagging a girl when she asks " Does it not bother you, that I'm only thirteen ? " He replied " No I've never been superstitious " Nigel's wife confronted him today about some missing underwear, he almost shit her knickers ! Croydon girl with 14 sons goes to benefits office to...

Remembering when the WSU did chant once and it was less than a third full, sounded awesome from the WSL... and the handful singing in the north making huge noise last weekend... imagine that next weekend and times it by about 100 ... gonna be something else (and I'll take me place in my seat in...

I can do no more than wish Crawley all the best. Another Sussex club in the football league, the first time in this county's history, and what with the Albion with their brand spanking new stadium and very shiny future and now a 4th tier league club, the future for our hugely important non...

Is going to be a 100% improvement on the Senior Cup Final? All the advertising will be in place, all the 'missing bits' from last week will be there... this will be like a proper match? Catering better sorted. I think it will. Can't wait.

Ohhhh I see now, so the resident drunk decides to go on a binfest on another thread... makes sense now (NSC sense anyway). Does he/she not realise we don't all read all threads?

Don't think they were interested in that.

You're a nutter, go to bed, two aspirins with your cornflakes and the cricket.

Personally not a 'keyboard warrior', I just get f***ed off with people that come here for free and start threads like this. Running a much smaller forum myself of some 2,000 registered users I just find it ignorant at the constant 'have a go's' at the people that run these services voluntarily...

If I don't have to pay til the beginning of September I'll be in for a oner.

Will Ev be there for a photo shoot?

I have no idea what you are talking about 'The Spanish', you just sound like a complete twat to me for starting such an inane thread.

Investigative journalists will probably be investigating themselves now and revealing their working practises! But in all honesty, let's be quite certain about this, all tabloids have probably been practising this since the invention of mobile phones and whatever means before that. News...

And you aren't even a half wit.

Sackings and resignations, as well as prison sentences are very much on the cards in the near future. Edit: Resignations have obviously already started as the guilty jump ship.