Matey, as Stats said, lighten up. You just dislike me not agreeing with you and in order to be a 'keyboard warrior' I would suggest requires a heavy sesh of online threatening, and that's not my bag. I disagree with you, get over it.
I realised I actually did go out last night, nice little...
I know it isn't the greatest solution but I did it myself, I bought these booster plugs and my internet has been great ever since, I can even get the Sky internet stuff on my HD+ box nowadays! It isn't this one but you get the general idea.
Netgear Universal WiFi Range Extender...