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You should have lobbed it out and pissed on her shoes.

I have awarded the following points for last week's opener and will be keeping a running total (maximum 5 per caption): Tom Hark, PP 3 LE2 3 magoo 3 NMH 2 Dr.Notthe9o’clocknews 0 (you may appeal against this, but you'll have to explain what the caption actually meant!) You can add to last...

I've just discovered that posts can't be edited in this backwater; what is the logic of this? I am now left with a rather embarrassing misspelling of criterion for all to see!

An even worse scenario, which has actually happened, is where an schoolgirl with a crush on her teacher made up allegations after he rejected her advances. Of course, he was suspended and named in the local and national press. When the girl admitted she had made up the allegations, neither the...

I've only noticed this thread after coming to read some more of my own moved thread. I've just glanced through it, intrigued by why it might be controversial, but find it to be a decent, quality thread. So what is the criterium for moving it here?

When you see ads for, say, '200 free anytime cross-network minutes', do you think this means anywhere in the World? Of course you don't, so why would you think that of GiffGaff's texts? OK so if I use the Giffgaff sim in a 3G smartphone capable of streaming BBC iPlayer, are you saying that...

Sir Richard Branson did. By Richard Branson October 6, 2011 | 12:41 pm | Categories: People Woke this morning to hear the sad news that Steve Jobs has lost his battle with cancer. He was a truly great businessman but more than that he was an inspiration to young people, entrepreneurs...

Do they serve spam?

What's a space saver wheel?

The only warning I can give is that the last load of Brits who went over there were victims of over-charging.

Err... sorry, I know that thumbnail is a little grainy but it's actually a CROCODILE

Don't you just, but you and I have discovered this little gem despite it being cleverly disguised as a tyre thread :)

I think these 'jokes' are getting a little tiresome.

(Why have attached photos started appearing as thumbnails?)

Why do you need a good one to carry on the bike? The better it is, the higher the chance of getting it nicked. I have a track pump at home, but only carry an old, cheap pump on my travels for that rare puncture.

Didn't this happen to the actor who played Len Fairclough 20-odd years ago? I think he was accused of fingering a young girl in a Burnley swimming pool, but was completely innocent (unlike the girl who accused him).

You forgot to copy this: NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt. A shocking oversight. Do you realise NSC could get sued by the over-gluttonous?

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. Don't use spoons. You can get a puncture repair kit containing a couple of levers from a pound shop. They may be plastic but they'll work better than cutlery!

Asda sell these, I think they are only £4. Also Poundland sell inner tubes believe it or not! They don't stock 20" though (our Poundland is also frequently out of stock of the others.)

It doesn't matter what fancy gadgetry a heater employs, it simply won't emit more heat per Kilowatt than his existing appliance (presuming it has no fan or coal effect glow).