Go on then I'll treat you to some free cash :)
Villa v Newcastle 1-1
Chelsea v Brighton 0-2
Everton v Fulham 2-1
Southampton v Palace 2-0
Spurs v Bournemouth 0-0
Wolves v Brentford 1-1
Man City v Leicester 2-0
West ham v Arsenal 0-2
Forest v Man United 1-1
Leeds v Liverpool 0-3 *** Banker
So basically from the helpful posters that have posted flight costs to all the games add on spending money and accommodation 3k for the complete tour should be enough if you stick to one pie and a pint per game, obviously you could splash out and have a Hotdog but it looks possible to keep it...
The club should assure the EPL they are truly sorry for threatening to break into the top 6 and will endeavour to remember their place in the scheme of things and that if we've offended any big club this season by taking them to the cleaners we would consider letting them have their 3 points...