Bless old Rafa, he can try, but he just isn't very good at it!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3267537/Rafa-Benitez-killed-facts-rant-Liverpool-says-former-Manchester-United-boss-Sir-Alex-Ferguson.html
Agreed, in the couple of Academy games I have been to this season there's been plenty of interest from kids/teens, I wonder if they're 'old school' or 'JCLs'?
I tend not to drink from going to bed Sunday evening until the following Friday evening, in other words I'm dry on weekdays. So unless we win the league by a Friday evening following a Sunday then I will have to graciously turn down your very generous offer.
I do however, have an alternative...