We just need to adapt the words of 'Waltzing Matilda'. Something along these lines...
All sing "Mat Ryan",
All sing "Mat Ryan",
All sing "Mat Ryan", he's AUStralian,
And behind the wall he grabs the ball,
Even though he's not so tall,
All sing "Mat Ryan", he's our number one!
So, I join in with your joke about being from c.18th century, then because you are too dim to get my joke (despite virtually explaining it), call me a tw@t. WTF is wrong with you? You actually believe I'm bragging about living in a Tory constituency, don't you! :lolol:
I'm not HB&B FFS!
Maybe Truro City would too, would be a bit of a novelty for them to be playing in Cornwall.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46731977
Edit: Only just discovered that they returned from Torquay part way through the season
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47495414
Couldn't get back to sleep so, mulling over this thread, realised that round thing is a lens on a camera, not a label on a beer bottle :)
Damn, why is the edit window only 30 minutes?!
OK I'm afraid somebody's going to have to explain Duffy's thoughts :)
I realise that's the drone and it's bringing some alcohol.... probably.... so why would he want to head it away??