Its funny how words fit together and some sound right and some sound wrong.
"Where you off to today"
"I'm going to football at The Goldstone/Priestfield/Withdean/The Amex" was always the right wording for me as well.
We had this conversation over the Christmas Dinner table, I can wink with both eyes, as can my Dad but my wife, daughter and mother cannot wink with both eyes
Sorry don't believe you our transport links are the worst in the country and it's impossible to get on a train until at least 7pm if you don't want to queue for 90 minutes.
Not sure I get the relevance about the game being moved. If the game was still tomorrow who is to say you wouldn't have got a surprise visitor then as well.
Not knowing what the current rules say but does the keepers touch make a difference, ie onside if it doesn't but I think he is offside when the keeper makes the save.