Nope, can't sign here. He's done his stint, he's been a great servant to the club and probably has legend status. But signing again? No, sorry, sentiment doesn't come into it. Without a doubt keep him in Sussex, give him a role of sorts, but not as one of the 25.
This kind of floats my boat. Not having a bacon sarnie will kill me. The bit you say about less animals I don't believe... BUT if enough people stop it, animals will not die for us.