'Arry ain't done nuffin. All these money fings wot people is talkin' 'bout. He ain't got no 'ed for numbers and all, squillion quids is that like tuppence I lets me dog look after the money. I carn't even add two plus one, never actually seen a pahnd coin in me life guv honest I just does me job...
Just voted New Order.
Cannot believe people are seriously voting for Madness.
It's as if we're running a "Most Shaggable Bird in EastEnders" competition, and people are voting for Dot Cotton.