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Boris and Donald's Excellent Adventure

Apparently it won't be announced until this thread has reached 1,000 posts

Seems the "best one day team in the world" can't handle the pressure

Barca have given instructions, pending his £1B transfer, for him not to play in case he picks up an injury from the nasty Africans who will target him because the ref's are all blind. FIFA also want to avoid all the racist chants from the crowd that will happen every second he is on the pitch.

You mean the world most expensive player* can't even get into the starting line up * if he was ever sold

Yes in Spain, Pinatar, the bbq was on one of the evenings and all the fans were invited and all the players sat on tables with the fans. CMS was moaning that the Ulloa transfer was taking so long as they all knew he was off and Aaron Hughes was introduced as he had just signed a few...

Normal Rob house, he does a great sausage in a bun, could be worth a detour

What in Valencia ??? Our Weatherspoons is actually ok compared to others. The sun deck up top is a nice lunchtime spot. But yes I have seen women in there with their kids in prams drinking pints of lager, at 10am in the morning (the women not the kids).

Never been to Valencia so I don't know how friendly it is.

This, I hope it doesn't come to this over here

Maybe a special smiley is needed, something with swords maybe to put people off

Air shot at one end and own goal at the other, had some good coaching up the road

At least Potter won't have heard the same questions the other two have had for the past 5 years

For the Hyypia pre season that is exactly what happened in Spain (without the bringing of coachloads of fans) although we all know how that season went.

Group F looks like a "which flag comes next" IQ test question

There is, you get to quote the fact at the fans forum after saying your name, at which point Tony Bloom gets out of his seat and bows down to you.

Looks like Huddersfield would be without the right hand stand

Marina Bay, Singapore Capacity 30,000

I assume as Mr Barnes deems us a racist club he will ask for us to be banned

Me too