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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Will you Fcuk out of my town..............

    The Labour Party? Socialists? What?
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Did you boo FRUITY last night?

    And it was "Ca Plane Pour Moi" ("That aircraft is mine") rather than "C'est plain pour moi" ("It's a lime pit for me")
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Did you boo FRUITY last night?

    They were f***ing BELGIAN.
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Page three beauty Nicola T

    is on p3 of the Sun today with "the new man she's netted -- West Ham striker Bobby Zamora" Apparently they made their first public appearance at the premiere of "Deuce Bigalow -- European Gigolo" The Surrey stunner said: "Bobby is gorgeous. He's got a great body and the most amazing...
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    BOOboy's target for tonights game is.....

    Which is f***ing DUTCH.
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    Falmer march on Monday - the end of an era?

    I wasn't drinking as many pints between the ages of 14 and 17. That's my excuse anyway.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Falmer march on Monday - the end of an era?

    Crumbs 2 years at school 2 at BHASVIC 3 at university 11 workplaces (!) 9 houses/flats 3 teeth out 3 home grounds 41 away grounds 1708 pints* *approximately
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    Irritating phrases or words in the workplace.

    People who "buy into" ideas People who suggest I "park that there for the time being" (when they mean "stop talking about that and talk about this, please") Anything to do with synergies
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    Kate Moss and cocaine

    I wonder how many tabloid journalists who've written about Kate's Gak Shame have never been partial to a sniff themselves?
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    Just had the lead sing of the ordinary boys in my office

    he used to shag one of my friends. The lead singer guy that is, not Morris.
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Cheaterfraud chairman in JAIL

    JAILED FRAUDSTER NEARLY DESTROYED HISTORIC FOOTBALL CLUB By Andrew Barrow and Neville Dean, PA A former football chairman who nearly bankrupted one of the oldest clubs in the country, using more than #800,000 of club funds to prop up his other failing businesses, is serving a four-year jail...
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    The Scottish!

    For the same reason as they say "I stay in Glasgow" when they mean "I live in Glasgow". Lunatics, the lot of them ;)
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Keeper for tommorow???

    New position for Gary Hart?
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    Tedebear has a baby

    Tremendous news :clap2: :clap2: Just think: he'll grow up never knowing what it's like for Australia to hold the Ashes...
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    5 part series on life in Ditchling starts tonight

    Watched a bit of it but was distracted by Crimewatch UK (!) Saw him talk about what was on the front of the Telegraph: foxhunting and stuff. I was down in Brighton (not where I live any more) last weekend and went for Sunday lunch with my dad in the "Barrister Belt" near Poynings. Just like...
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    Getting Married?

    Here's the photographer, "Petra Joy" Eeek.

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