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He runs a production company called Monkey Kingdom, and has a couple of kids now.

Several times in the bar at TFI Friday, a major perk of having been good mates with Wiiiiilllll Macdonald back in the day. And in the studio audience of that all-time televisual nadir 'Goodbye Goldstone'. Sadly my scathingly personal attack on Jo Bellotti never got aired.

Seahawks!! Two 19-3 wins over our division rivals in succession, it's still on.

There are software things that will port all the music off a device into iTunes, so if you're saying you still have music on devices but not in iTunes, they can help?

Someone really should make a chart of all this kind of stuff...

Is that where they go and eat a meal with some French colonial family or something? Remember seeing that version once. Didn't add much for me.

I was there!!!

The Clientele, Dreams of Leaving

I never liked the trumpets either, but right now, maybe they ARE needed - to keep people awake?

How come?

Given the quality of the catering at the Goldstone, surely the wagon wheel was actually an overcooked burger?

Downhill > Gownhill. Encased in frills, strapped in corsets and swishing their skirts, a load of B-list English actresses race each other down the slopes of diminishing career prospects. Who can convert a bit part in A BBC costume drama into a lucrative Hollywood franchise movie, like...

Aussie Rules Football > Aussie Mules Football. A bunch of tight-shorted Antipodeans mount their donkeys and chase each other around Melbourne. First one who doesn't completely mangle the vowels in 'eeyore' wins.

Curling > Curding. With a vast pot of goats milk and a large wooden spatula at their disposal, can competitors stop their whey from going cheesier than a block of Gorgonzola?

Triathlon > Criathlon. A bunch of women try to watch kitten movies on YouTube without blubbing, last one to succumb wins. Triathlon > Hiathlon. Young urban males compete to greet each other with complex handshakes and grunts. The most street version wins innit. Triathlon > Piathlon...

Are we playing Scotland? Oh. Hadn't realized. Or Slovenia to be honest. International breaks are about 5% as interesting as they were a decade or so ago

Because England co-operated fully with the enquiry, we are likely to get heavily criticised for things like giving delegates' wives Mulberry handbags when they visited. Because Qatar refused to co-operate with the enquiry, they are likely to get away with minimal criticism for a colossal...

NSC Gold Top.

Maybe so when they get home and the missus accuses them of sitting in the pub all day drinking pints, they can deny it, and still be telling the truth?

Fixtures?