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Keeps on calling me....

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?" "40," replies the dog. "How can there be 40?" exclaims the...

Really? :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Cos it's a taxable benefit of employment. Like a company car etc.

Outstanding :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

What? Yes -- but that's simply not good enough evidence. The rules on evidence in this new double jeopardy thing ar very strict, and rightfully so.

Was threatened with arrest under the Lotteries and Amusements Act 1984 once. I was doing some illegal public raffle-ticket selling for some bloke who was in prison :angry:

:clap2: :clap2: Leggy Mushtaq appointed Pakistan's assistant cricket coach KARACHI, Sept 15, 2006 (AFP) - Weeks after failing to get a recall on Pakistan's tour of England, leg-spinner Mushtaq Ahmed has been chosen as the national cricket team's new assistant coach, officials...

He's still serving a life sentence for a crime for which he was actually convicted. According to BBC Radio this morning, the cops and the CPS have decided there's not enough compelling new evidence to re-try him.

End of the school holidays, innit? No, seriously, it's going through a very readable phase.

A gormless old tosser called Menzies Asked "Does anyone know what this thenzies?" He let out quite a gasp When I told him "a wasp!" "And you're holding the end where the stenzies"

A new home

Sadly, there has to be "compelling new evidence" in order for him to get retried. Something like a confession. You can guess whether that's going to happen...

The cops sometimes go onto Crimewatch knowing EXACTLY who they're after (as the Toni Ann Byfield item last night illustrated). But if they can frighten him into confessing that he dunnit, the evidence is much better than circumstancial.

I certainly wouldn't like to be on a big database saying where everyone was with a mobile phone at all times of day and night....

Personally I'd like a good deal of anti-Baker, anti-LDC and general ones "You don't know what you're doing", and suchlike. But some of the old Bellotti ones (particularly "Fowler's had your wife") would be a laugh for old times' sake, even if he's not there....

As a side issue, does anyone else think the new Crimewatch theme tune is RUBBISH? The old one (with the snare drum and timpani riff... dada da da! Boom Boom!) was MUCH better.

That'll be 1-0 to Orient, then....