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Get an Omsung Phine, they have a feature that redirects all calls via a single telegraph pole in a field near East Grinstead.

Man Utd's appetite to splash the cash on the likes of Maguire might be receding a bit too, if they can't offload Pogba as they probably want to.

Sinking feeling this is going to happen now. :cry: Maguire is very probably going to Utd, and then our only remaining hope is for Tony to price Dunk so high Leicester go back to Tarwoski instead.

We’re going to fall about 10 runs short, aren’t we. This is so painful. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Need to go for it NOW. We have the wickets in hand, let’s not leave this to a desperate 15 off the last over. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Buttler and Stokes now delivering the partnership we needed, but that RRR is just starting to creep up. Feels real 50/50 at the moment. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’d put win prediction at 75% the Kiwis currently, momentum is all with them and if Buttler/Stokes fail to put a partnership together I reckon it’s pretty much all over. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sigh. If only the stupid electorate had voted in HB&B at the elections, then problems like this would no longer be occurring. He’d be out there, “personully colecting evereryone’s reeciycling with my own bear hands as the lokul counselor you can trust”. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

An anagram of Tomer Hemed is Mr he demote !!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Get in!! Fair play to England, they've moved up several gears since that mid-tournament wobble had all us questioning them. Keep the shackles on for another half a dozen overs and the Aussies are going to be in a deep hole.

I strongly object to your use of the word ‘policies’ in this, and will be reporting it to the Mods. It’s neither fair nor appropriate to use such a word when talking about Boris Johnson. A truer and more reasonable contribution would have been, for example: Boris Johnson is a ****ing ****...

And thankfully we have the answer! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7232379/Carole-Michael-Middleton-Wimbledon.html I’m so jolly super excited I might get a little flushed and tiddly in the Pimms marquee later. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It was her brother, Bryan Wade. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Bens Grandad: Try turning it off and on again. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Absolutely. Just what will Carole Middleton wear?! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Americans have a fantastic sense of humour, and adore a practical joke. They love to tease tourists by asking them blatantly silly questions on immigration forms, just to see whether you share that sense of humour. So as you enter, try and think of witty replies to ‘joke’ questions like...

Ian getting a lot of media coverage this morning for FLOUNCING off NSC. (Well, kind of. Closing his Facebook account and "REFUSING" to watch the telly, actually. But still, the nation DEMANDS to know when he'll next be back posting Albion-related nonsense HERE!)

Hope Amy does ok. Respect to her for knowing when to call it a day, and not hang in there “just to be famous”. Give her a hug Ian mate. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good news. And if Etisalat can get 5G into my area of Dubai this season, all the better!!

Peak Wimbledon moment: Pippa Middleton dons a £725 Stella McCartney dress and matching hat as she joins brother James for her first Wimbledon outing this year Hopefully the OP can now relax, reassured that "Wimbles" is very much intact and on-form.