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I once counted 40 minutes of dawdling in the Home section alone. Not even getting anything. FFS. As you say, I have set route and set things to get, have a list and it's done usually within 45-55 mins. She doesn't like to have a list - "I like to just go down the aisles and see what I see".

Last call for votes.

Any late push for Mark & Jeremy, or have they Jezzed it right up?

This juxtaposition is utterly hilarious.

Second half. First half we were painfully slow and pedestrian. But yes, must be depressing watching that turgid shit every week, hoping to make 11th for a change.

Since we're talking slightly obscure snack/crisps, these are hard to find but brilliant; Obviously don't actually taste much like a Cheese and Ham Toasted Sandwich, but that's besides the point.

I'm sorry but this argument is just so f***ing dumb. What does their bank balance have to do with how fatigued they are?! There's no link whatsoever. Whether they are paid £1 a week or £1million, they're humans in human bodies - that's never going to change. Upping their pay doesn't magically...

We did go a bit more direct second half, helped having a proper outlet like Welbeck who understood how to use his body and time runs etc.

Like dealing with a child having a tantrum; "He's tired, just let him get it out of his system. He'll fall asleep soon."

And mildly in his defence - whilst he shouldn't have turned when he did IMO - he really didn't have that many options. That's on the outfield players.

As said previously, I would expect it to be a combination of permanents and loans. Too many permanents in could cause issues when all the injuries return.

Dahoud must be wondering if his face is going to fit here.

I know it's probably been said but he is missing the Perv massively. Looks so much more confident when Stupid Nan is buzzing around him, causing distractions.

What a f***ing header that was eh?

Spot on. Is Worthing brilliant? No. Are the food options WAY better than 5-10 year ago? Unarguably.

Really odd isn’t it. Could be wrong but right from the initial announcement I suspected this is doomed to fail.

He was superb tonight. Made a huge difference.

Almost Black Mirrorish, how weirdly predictable tonight was to play out like every single other evening game at Selhurst. Dominate. Look toothless. Concede cheap goal. Get act together and put lots of pressure on. Draw 1-1. The order of the above is sometimes varied but yeah.

Anyone else just done a nervous poo? No, just me? Ok then. Same as I’d often get not long before playing a gig.

I genuinely don’t get the level of hatred for Dunk from them. Zaha was obvious because he was a pantomime villain, known by many neutral fans as a bit of a childish bellend. With Dunk, is it just because he’s so good, and one of our own? I can’t see that he’s given them much other reason?