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Aw that old lady cheered me right up :smile:

Take your unwanted pussy to the RSPCA in Patcham. Don't you dare kill it or give it to Gars or China Garden!!! :rant:

I'm actually regretting a bit starting this thread...:moo:

I had my clavicle broken when I was six years old. The worst bit was when the nurses tried to put the bandage on and they got it wrong they had to unstick it (it was adhesive) and do it all over again. :down:

I reckon the Queen wants out of Europe. I think we should follow her lead...

WTF is it going to go?

Not my queen either. She can't vote anyway...

Would your wife be happy if your 15 year old son or daughter was engaging in sexual activity with a 28 year old man?

Feral BNP/Tory voters.

At least, you're honest about it!

You shouldn't have been a man-baby and not go. Now your partner is going to cost you more in terms of the money and your freedom!

Less jobs for humans. No thanks Osborne, you tosspot.

They should put a topless blond bimbo on the back of the bike facing the riders to spur them on.

Not enough bobbies on the beat. Too deeper cuts.

Great!

I do.

Breakfast in bed? Flowers? Meal? Do you love your mum?

The temptation here is that they could have put in a load of blond totty. I'm glad the producers haven't with this.

Not a good idea. A stampede towards me would be dangerous...