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Practising and building upon my outlandish vocabulary. Out of nappies and about to start nursery.

They've got plenty of wickets left. I can only see a stroll in the park for Somerset. Shame.

What is the par score at Taunton? It's ridiculously small without shortening the boundaries.

We'll probably let down our fans and return to the Theatre of Trees.

He's clearly not U17.

I'm sure plenty have already pitched their tent at the Amex when Vicente strutted his stuff.

On the car? Is it slow and cumbersome?

If you had a global vote, with non - compulsory voting, it would be someone like Jake Livermore.

Thomas Cook might well say they were not culpable, but they are selling something and surely they have a duty of care to guarantee their holiday is safe, other than freak accidents. If they can't do that, then they need to change the way they work. Maybe their compensation will help... Why...

There are more dog attacks than fox attacks on mankind. Are there more dogs than foxes?

Are foxes worthless? They have their place in the food chain. They feast on mice for a start. Do you like mice?

Stop re-writing history. :)

Lynton and Lynmouth CC.

A pretty smooth start for the 'tearaway'. 2XI 4d -102, 3/60; 22, 2/67 2XI t20 - 3, 1/36 FC - 110, 4/71; 4*, 0/76 FC - 2, 4/46; 25, 4/62 T20 - 2*, 3/35 T20 - 1/25

Ben and BB timed it badly. Everyone was thinking/saying/typing 'didn't he die last week?'.

Sorry if I sounded a bit aggressive. I'm amazed that there are not more cases. Either the system is broken, or I haven't given the sport enough credit.

Other than the fact that they are illegal? Turn a blind eye and we'd be losing a millionaire or three to an early grave each season.

Do you have a problem with Neighbourhood Watch?

I had a road rage incident this morning. Totally avoidable if the motorcyclist didn't believe he owned the road. I don't take kindly to being hit at 0800 in the morning when I face a whole day of that. Decided a fight on Dyke Road wasn't the best start to the day, so stayed cool and left him...

The Interior Minister was executed for a bad smell. Kim Jung Un rejected claims that the smell was to be blamed on the dog, he just ate.