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B*witched disqualified for being Irish. Other than that, they would - of course - be getting nominated by everyone.

Come on NSC, let’s avoid some prehistoric OFAH vs Fawlty Towers ‘bah comedy finished 30 years ago grumble grumble’ final. We can still save this.

Absolutely. There's no DRAMA in announcing now. We need a frantic flurry of fax machines throughout the evening of February 1st, accompanied by a police escort in and out of a gridlocked A23, so Valentin can sprint into the Amex boardroom to breathlessly scrawl on a piece of paper that PBOBE...

Lua Lua

Another shocker of a day for the British hopes…

Didn't start though. Came on as a sub.

Shergar?

Despite being a 'city of the future' in so many ways, Dubai still expects you to pay your rent in cheques.

Well, if it means Only Fools & Horses never gets to win the UKCC24, then... not all bad I guess. (y)

If ever a thread epitomised the NSC demographic, this is it. Slowly, we have collectively slipped from an age when such a question might have prompted responses such as “playing football, birds, sex, beer, away games with mates, clubbing, gigs, drugs, visiting new countries, pulling on a Friday...

It’s an odd one. I don’t blame the guy for wanting to take a breather after the Chelsea debacle, but time is now starting to pass and he’s fading out of the managerial conversation. Much longer, and I’d struggle to see any club eagerly putting him top of their wishlist.

There’s a certain member who likes posting a single message with loads of numbers in it. Which has therefore thrown the thread and ‘number’ tallies out of sync.

Some fairly one-sided games overall this wildcard round, hopefully next weekend will give us some more close and competitive tussles.

You can almost hear the audience’s laughter nervously fading away when he gets to “keep wicket for Croydon gentlemen”.