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JUMPING to conclusions and RUNNING my mouth off. Football, although it must be said I make a far better coach than I ever did player, would never have got into the Everton academy as a player, all things come to he who waits I suppose.

Only problem with playing Friday night, I have no excuse to down tools for the game on Saturday. The Missus is determined she's gonna have this new bathroom!

In Widnes myself

I'm a bit confused here, not sure what label I should put on myself. I was born in Tunbridge Wells. When I was about 5, I asked my father which was the closest team to where I was born, he said Brighton, I realise in hindsight, my Fathers geographical knowledge is none too clever, but I've been...

if I can finish plumbing the bath in, me, the missus and step daughter (her first ever game!)

Liverpool/ City/ United away, simply because it would only be a 20 minute drive for me to see game, instead of the usual hours spent on the motorway UTA

Don't bank on it, mine moved back AFTER Uni.

As the thread name is unfunny comedians I chose not to mention the plastic scouser as he is not IMHO a comedian, he is however, exceedingly unfunny

Sorry, maybe I need to work in an office to understand his 'genius' and find it funny. Same can be said for 'extras' too, everything else he's done for that matter. Just my opinion I hasten to add.

Ricky Gervaise, did not get the office at all! I'd like to add Tim Vine and Jon Richardson to the list as well

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I wasn't allowed to go, something to do with Christmas shopping and the fact I dragged Mrs M to Blackburn on Tuesday. Opted to sit in pub in Liverpool that had one telly tuned to sky, the other 10 tv's were showing the Utd game. The guy sitting next to me was a brummie, which I discovered when...

Not sure diplomatic is a word I'd use if I was asked to describe Donald Trump either

Agree with your assessment, Blackburn's second was disappointing, too much messing about!

If that's what's on offer, then none of the above. Off to Portugal boxing day, wonder if I can get my flight moved forward 24 hours!

Better than being an answer on tipping point

We solved the problem by having 2 houses. Football in mine, everything else in hers. It nearly came to blows during the Olympics as the good lady made me watch the swimming (and not just the ladies!) I must admit I backed down from the argument. My father always advised me "never get involved...

all i said was 'yes, your bum does look big in that'

Lived and worked in Liverpool the last 14 years. Lots of places worth a visit, museums etc (all mentioned previously, so no point in repeating), Cavern walks always seems full of Chinese tourists jousting with selfie sticks and Sunday night appears to be ladies night, worth going just for the...

Gus Poyet, turned out to be a complete knob