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Argentinean, Argentinian or Argentine. It's all Greek to me.

I bought my son an Argentinean shirt today, happy in the knowledge it winds up busy c**ts.

Chemical castration is intended to reduce sexual libido, via reducing testosterone levels, so therefore sexual thoughts are nullified. Personally I find marriage equally effective.

Sex Farm - Spinal Tap

Nice arse Naz on Sky this morning said it will only last 2 days then Thunderstorms Meanwhile the health Politburo are all sat around nattering on the Sky couch That big fiery ball that glows orange and we see in this country about once in a Bluemoon is to be avoided, stay in, shut your curtains...

Straight To Hell

In Wales, 59 people were arrested as part of the operation In Scotland, there were 13 arrests In Northern Ireland, there were 14 West Midlands Police made 41 arrests Hampshire Police made 33 arrests Merseyside Police made 26 arrests Sussex Police made 24 arrests Devon and Cornwall Police made 22...

They seem to fall out of flat windows a hell of a lot don't they. Mod edit: Link removed

Any of these 660 folk arrested MP's, or members of the House of Lords, or the legal profession, by any chance? I'm going to take a wild stab at the answer being 'no' here. Let's just arrest a few scoutmasters for ******* over the teenage girls in the underwear section of their Grattan...

The wife caught me watching "Sexy Amputees do Anal" on Hamster X the other night. She was furious, but I couldn't see the arm In It.

I think they already have someone else lined up to do the whitewash. She was put forward knowing that there will be a backlash because of her connections and previous. If she were allowed to go through with it and the result appears a whitewash, it would rumble on. If she was replaced, it would...

Oh the Irony - Christ The Redeemer in German colours.

Ipswich

For 10K a week, I'd live in a caravan in the car park. Where do I sign...?

Armoured taxi for Scolari..

Ashley Cole can fit a mobile phone up his bottom.

The sea air is medicinal.