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Just praying that Connelly gets a through ball that lets him run at them - he deserves it and you know he'll bury it.

Well this can only go one of two ways! Let's hope it's the outrageously masterpotterball way!

Oh - that's true. He only ruined the play offs I guess. Which happened to be the only time I was home and got tickets for my first and only game at the Amex. Fukking ruined that for me.....bitter - just a bit.

Merry Xmas Twats.

Only a fool would not admit that Zaha has been a thorn in our side more than once - or twice.

Hope it's a game of two halves.

No doubt he'll find his audience in prison. And be part of something behind the closed doors of society. GOOD.

Alzate - needs and deserves a goal by now. He's the answer and it's coming.

Oh cheers, like it a lot. I've heard about Four Tet through Cabaret nocturne. https://youtu.be/XSudap5Pyrc

https://youtu.be/26HaVgcbzhQ

Who is gonna buy one of those (What ever they are) when they are advertised as 'small'?

I'm a sucker for warm comfy bleeps, soul affirming melodies and if I had a collie I'd call it Melon. Why have I only just learnt about them : The Boards of Canada (They're Scottish apparently) Any other fans out there? A sample with some fan videos - expect nature show rips, home videos and a...

Ok boomer! We mostly wear lungis or 'skirts' in India. Yes, grown men wearing something other than trousers!!! Sorry this is all so unfathomable for you, I suggest that you live a little. Try washing your ring with soap and water, just like you would if shit got on any other part of your...

A towel, which in my case is a piece of cloth that can be easily laundered.

Well, quite so. There is a common saying amongst Indian fellows. 'Why do all the stray dogs follow the tourists?' 'Because they don't know how to clean their bottoms properly.'

In Korea and Japan the fancy toilet seats are standard. In South-East Asia the toilet shower hose is standard. In Central Asia the tap and jug is most common, as are squat toilets. When you are squatting you can pour 2 or 3 jugs of water down your crack and flush your arse clean then dry your...

Depends on the facilities - a shower hose is preferable, or one of those fancy seats with little jets of water. Usually just a plastic jug will suffice.

Of course it's a lie but the Daily Mail will pay them regardless for the scoop. STOP breathing air into their lungs (The family and the DM)

Who wipes these days? Or should I say - Who persists with smearing their fecal matter around their buttocks with wads of useless paper? We're not toddlers - wash your asses people, and then wash your hands. Egh!