Reasons
1. He is a premier league quality player who would improve any team in that league.
2. He will be on at least 50k plus a week at his next club.
3. We won't pay that.
4. He wouldn't come to us anyway.
I could give you about another 10 more reasons but right now I will settle for the 4
I have more chance of taking a shit in the queens handbag than Charlie Austin signing for us. Anyone who thinks there is a even a slight chance of it happening is a moron.