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£130! f*** off. Wont pay more than a ton for tickets on principal. I understand this is their retirement fund etc but they've sold bloody millions of records, i'm sure they could sell tickets at £65 and still make gazillions.

They're extremely different things. Corned beef is dreadful, salt beef is absolutely majestic. Wash your mouth out son.

Spurs had three goals disallowed vs Villa only last week - i think if they were being 'looked after' then they might've been allowed at least one of them.

Arteta is a f***ing prick. Klopp is an irritating prick. Guardiola is a weird prick. Howe is a patronising prick, with an air of posh entitled schoolboy bully about him. Four absolute knobheads.

I keep my priority with Oxfam by doing two events a year, and that gives me a week ahead of the general applications to pick and choose pretty much whichever festivals i fancy for the year ahead. Its stewarding, so it can be a bit dull if you're on a quiet gate, but there's security there who...

I volunteer with oxfam, and i have priority status, so im guaranteed a spot. Next glastonbury will be my tenth, which is unofficially 'grizzled veteran' status i believe - its changed from my first (which was 2005) but so have i, the more times i go the less fussed i am about the music. The...

I presume you havnt seen any Spurs games this season then; Palace scored against spurs with an arm, brentford and arsenal both got penalties that were at best generous, disallowed goals by the boatload by toenail and eyelash - everyone has moans, dont come out with that standard 'corruption!'...

I’ve had the standard Penderyn, it’s a belter - but in a port cask too? Bloody hell, I’d love a bash of it! I’d hope to see it in a whisky bar or something similar so I could try it first, before dropping £60 on a bottle - I’m adventurous but not that adventurous 🤣

Could i bung a bit of dark rum in with the cream? that could be sexified. It sounds good, but it could be IMMENSE

cheese board, but its a bit much to call this a pudding - its an hour-long affair to be undertaken when its a bit later at night, approx 9pm, and with a big old glass of port. Sweet things will feature on this cheese board - there'll be grapes, perhaps an eccles cake or two, maybe even a sliver...

Brighton, but only when they're in the lower leagues. Don't like youse lot anywhere near as much when you're in the same division as Spurs (who i support). I used to love going to away games with my Brighton supporting mates, it was a lot of fun back when you were dreadful. And i've seen you...

I was distinctly impressed by the Amex on sunday, as the seats in the east lower were all toasted by the sun and warmed delightfully for our buttocks at 4pm kick off time as the sun disappeared over the roof and it all got a bit nippy. Exemplary organisation by the Albion and i for one am very...

i once nodded at Steve Lamacq in the crowd at glastonbury festival. He's absolutely tiny, and i don't quite know how else to say this, but he's also spectacularly ugly. He did nod back at me though, so he has got that going for him.

The Swan was very surprisingly quiet before the game - but then i suppose its not all that appealing for kids and larger groups to get down the pub before a match. I used to love it when i was a kid, a half of coke and a bag of cheese n onion were the very height of haute cuisine. . . . not much...

AFL is the one for me, its a magnificent sport. Televised, live, highlights, whole shebang, bloody love it. Anyone who fancies dipping a toe in needs to wait until next March for the season to start again (the Grand Final was a couple of weeks ago) but pick a team through whichever method doesnt...

This is unfair, as Spurs never get to face Tottenham, and everyone else does twice.

He was always going to get a good reception from the players by dint of not being Conte: a notable shitbag, huge disciplinarian and control freak. And Mourinho before that, as well, of course. I’ll ignore the Nuno bit cos it doesn’t suit my point. Just treating people like humans makes for a...

Of course he does, the colossal minge. Wasnt presenting with the same energy when they robbed Wolves of a famous cup win though was he?

It was an image of the foul, though. I really don't entirely compute the whole 'they slowed it down and made it look worse!' argument - Jones's foot isn't controlled, it goes over the ball, and into the middle of Biss' shin and if his foot was planted he'd be proper knacked. Reckless. Play it at...

i absolutely bloody hate Pink Floyd, and have for years. I've tried, because i do have a bit of a thing for pretentious nonsense (i adore the Flaming Lips, and their album cover of DSOTM is the only Pink Floyd-related thing i own) so i've listened to early albums, mid period, late stuff...