Zamora song

[Deano's Right Foot]

Don't get me wrong - I'm not one of the Knight out brigade, far from it, but I was a tad disappointed by the price that we got for Zamora, although I'm over that now (looking forwards not backwards etc....) But I was sitting in the bath last night, and the following song came to me (to the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep)

Where’s Zamora gone? (Where’s Zamora gone?)
Up to North London (Up to North London)
Where’s Zamora gone? (Where’s Zamora gone?)
Far, far away
Far, far away

Last night, we were singing Zamora a song
Ooh-We, Dirty, Dirty, Cheap, Cheap
Woke up this morning and Zamora was gone
Ooh-We, Dirty, Dirty, Cheap, Cheap
Dirty, Dirty, Cheap, Cheap, Chirp

Ok, not quite Simon / Goldstone Ghost standard...

Ok, I'll get my coat then.

 

[Icy Gull]

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

id take showers from now on if i were u

 

[tinx]

I noticed those witty crawley pikeys singing where's your bobby gone? on saturday, I get the feeling we might hear that being sung a few times this season

 

[The Large One]

I noticed those witty crawley pikeys singing where's your bobby gone? on saturday, I get the feeling we might hear that being sung a few times this season

Fine. We'll just sing 'Bobby who? Bobby who? Bobby who?'

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fine. We'll just sing 'Bobby who? Bobby who? Bobby who?'

And then start a rousing rendition of the Chris Mcphee song.

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

or sing old macdonalds had a farm ........

 

[Bald Gull]

Fine. We'll just sing 'Bobby who? Bobby who? Bobby who?'

Or to the tune of the OGH song 'That old slapper Posh Spice......'


We used to have a legend
His name was Bobby Zee
But now he's gone to Tottenham
And we've got Chris Mcphee


Oh Chris Mcphee.......

 

[tinx]

I've got another Chris McPhee song now as well....


Chris McPhee is up front keep him scoring
Chris McPhee scores up front for fun
Chris McPhee is up front keep him scoring
Keep Him scoring til division one

No surrender, No surrender, No surrender to division2.....


Ok it took two minutes to tihnk of.

 

[The Large One]

Too close to that Nazi 'Keep St George in my heart...' shite.

 

[SM BHAFC]

The Large One, i am not a Nazi but i sing No surrender to the IRA, it combines my love for my country, granted through singing the praises of a non English patron Saint and my hatred for cowardly scum who blow up innocent men women and children.

NO SURRENDER

 

[Storer68]

Something along the lines.


he's sold....
he's gone.
he must be cheap as chips
cheap as chips

 

[The Large One]

The 'Keep St George' bit may be considered patriotic, but has nothing to do with the IRA, when the 'No Surrender' bit deals with hatred of Irish Nationalists.

Sure the IRA blowing people up is a disgrace, and I completely condemn it, but it is nothing compared to the treatment the British have given the Irish over the centuries The reason Ireland is two different countries is because Britain flooded Ulster with Scottish Protestants when it appeared Ireland was about to go independent.

Personally, I believe we should give Ulster back to the Irish because - um, well - it's in Ireland! And certain British people call that a surrender?

Anyway, we don't need to sing a Bobby song anymore. There's plenty of scope with a name loike Chris McPhee.

 

[The Large One]

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[brighton rock]

moving on up??

 

[Simon]

Ok, not quite Simon / Goldstone Ghost standard...

Ok, I'll get my coat then.
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Could not resist rising to the challenge.........

To the tune of Stoke Citys pathetic Delilah............


I saw the light on the night that he signed for the Yiddos
I saw the sickening price,and knew we'd been robbed
He was my Bobby
As he left Brighton I watched and went out of my mind

My, my, my, Zamora
Bye, bye, bye, Zamora

I could see that he was destined for top flight
But to let him go cheap is quite frankly not right
At break of day, Hoddle came down our away, and was waiting
to pay us a pittance and bid us good riddance once more
He stood there laughing
We felt the knife in our backs as Bob walked out the door

Why, why, why, Zamora
Bye, bye, bye, Zamora

 

[WATFORD O]

wise words SM BHAFC.

No Surrender to the IRA.

No surrender to the PC brigade.

 

[WATFORD O]

Large One. Thats total and utter bollox from someone who knows nothing about the history of the place but just wishes to spout looney trendy lefty twaddle. f*** Right Off.

 

[The Large One]

Rather be a lefty than be you.

 

[WATFORD O]

Thats like saying I'd rather be a turd than grown up with a brain. You didnt make much of a choice did you.