You're Cameron's PR team for piggate what do you do?

[Doc Lynam]

Make a donation to a pig farm? ( could be viewed as solicitation)

Keep away from all of Aston Hams matches?

No more bacon butties in public?

Deny everything till the photo is shown?

Tricky situation easy to make a pigs ear of the whole thing!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Make a donation to a pig farm? ( could be viewed as solicitation)

Keep away from all of Aston Hams matches?

No more bacon butties in public?

Deny everything till the photo is shown?

Tricky situation easy to make a pigs ear of the whole thing!

Start a separate thread on NSC when there's already one for this subject?

 

[WhingForPresident]

Put it to Corbyn that he sucked off a horse.

 

[Titanic]

Seems like a good day to bury bad news.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Guaranteed: within the next couple of days he'll crack a lame, posh boy gag or two - watered down versions of the kind of stuff that was on Twitter last night - to try and show that he has a sense of humour, can laugh at himself etc. Then "seriously, this is all utter nonsense of course but you have expect a bit of this sort of thing if you're in the public eye" etc etc.

Unless of course the fabled PHOTO of the event surfaces. In which case crack open the Frazzles.

 

[narly101]

Resign.

 

[drew]

Surely he should do what he normally does, tell a few porkies!!

 

[Diego Napier]

Put it to Corbyn that he sucked off a horse.

Steady on, I know he went to Eton but really, it's pigs he's into.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Go on the attack does Corbyns socks match his shoes.

 

[lawros left foot]

Keep out of the public eye for a few days, invent an illness to be suffering from., sympathy vote and all that.












Swine fever should do it, with a side order of styes in his eyes

 

[Winker]

Talk about his dead child and his love of the NHS.

 

[Notters]

You know this photo was in the news 18 months ago right?

Edit: apologies, I've read the story now. Ignore me.

 

[Triggaaar]

You're Cameron's PR team for piggate what do you do?

Tell Dave that when he sees a reporter doing a piece to camera on the subject, he should approach from behind in as creepy a manor as possible, stare at the camera menacingly over the reporters shoulder, and mimic the reporters body language.

 

[gregbrighton]

Tory snout in the trough.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Talk about his dead child and his love of the NHS.

Stay classy

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Cameron's PR team, even as we speak, will be drafting an outright denial. They will claim he did not realise the pig was dead.

 

[Cian]

Stay classy

Daily Mail is already doing a story down those lines (from bits from the same book, though).

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Daily Mail is already doing a story down those lines (from bits from the same book, though).

I'd imagine the mail are having a bit of a crisis - trying to sell the serialisation of the book, whilst scrambling desperately to put a positive spin on it - somehow!

 

[Diego Napier]

Cameron's PR team, even as we speak, will be drafting an outright denial. They will claim he did not realise the pig was dead.

No no, it would be better to state the pig was dead but DC had nothing to do with its demise. The damage limitation spiel could then include the standard "no animals were harmed" disclaimer; surely that would strike a note with animal lovers everywhere...... ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Get him to shag ANOTHER pig