You're Cameron's PR team for piggate what do you do?

[Danny-Boy]

I'd imagine the mail are having a bit of a crisis - trying to sell the serialisation of the book, whilst scrambling desperately to put a positive spin on it - somehow!

Bet it will sell more copies of the Mail than Norman Baker's memoirs did on Saturday/Monday a week ago. Except to insomniacs..

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/call-dave-lord-ashcroft-cameron-013913724.html#EQVl331

 

[Danny-Boy]

Tory snout in the trough.

More like toff in the snout, shurely?

 

[gregbrighton]

Well I guess Cameron putting his d*ck inside a dead pig's snout is a change from former Tory Prime Ministers, peers and other former Tory personnel sticking their d*cks inside small children...

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Well I guess Cameron putting his d*ck inside a dead pig's snout is a change from former Tory Prime Ministers, peers and other former Tory personnel sticking their d*cks inside small children...

Was that alleged behaviour exclusively exhibited by Tories?

 

[W.C.]

Guaranteed: within the next couple of days he'll crack a lame, posh boy gag or two - watered down versions of the kind of stuff that was on Twitter last night - to try and show that he has a sense of humour, can laugh at himself etc. Then "seriously, this is all utter nonsense of course but you have expect a bit of this sort of thing if you're in the public eye" etc etc.

Yip, this. They'll all be back to laying in to Corbyn next.