Your ideal Albion themed Christmas present

[El Presidente]

Having been lucky enough to play in a match at the Amex earlier this year, with Garry Nelson and Peter Ward, which was a dream come true, I was wondering about something vaguely Albion themed.

The best I can think of is to play poker with Tony Bloom, just to see a master at this craft in action. I'd happily lose my shirt, and he could Sidwell my wife for a final bet, but it would be a privilege just to see how a professional thinks and acts.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

A game of head tennis with Duffy, using a beach ball though.

 

[pasty]

A special pass that allows me to use the lift up to the WSU

 

[Insel affe]

A guided tour of all Murrays match balls in his downstairs toilet for me.

 

[bhadebenhams]

DEAN Wilkins and a paddling pool full of olive oil. i would be in SEVENTH (Geddit!!!) Heaven

 

[banjo]

A pair of Knocky's underpants for me. Soiled of course, so I can experience those silky spills.

 

[Biscuit]

Poker with Bloom would be a dream for me as well. I've followed his poker career for a long time.

 

[Badger]

An afternoon at an OWL SANCTUARY with Chris Hughton

 

[Stat Brother]

The best I can think of is to play poker with Tony Bloom, just to see a master at this craft in action.

Poker with Bloom would be a dream for me as well. I've followed his poker career for a long time.

That reminds me of a story told by a fella talking about the 'shady' world of John Magnier and JP McManus, at the time they were falling out with Sir Alex, over a racehorse.

(Accepting the use of hyperbole) matey said words to the effect of:-

'never play cards with those two.
When I was invited, I'd walk in give them £10k, then try and drink as much expensive whiskey as possible...

...it was cheaper that way'.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

A pair of Knocky's underpants for me. Soiled of course, so I can experience those silky spills.

This.

 

[knocky1]

A pair of Knocky's underpants for me. Soiled of course, so I can experience those silky spills.

They are in the post. They'll be coming through your letter box anytime now.

 

[Two Professors]

Three points every league game till season end!(Football season,not festive)

 

[banjo]

They are in the post. They'll be coming through your letter box anytime now.

 

[Yes Chef]

An afternoon at an OWL SANCTUARY with Chris Hughton

https://youtu.be/TQMsgDnH0j8

 

[Postman Pat]

Youth hostelling with Chris Hughton.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Colin Calderwood in the stocks at the Amex, with all the team throwing their secret Santa gifts at him

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Calde

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I want a tin mug with the Albion badge on it