You know you're in the Premier League when......

[Petee]

This could be a fun game. I'll start with:

You know you're in the Premier League when you see asian tourists outside the ground with their half and half scarves.

 

[bhafcfin]

when sky sports make a player profile for a transfer rumour (propper)


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[Gazwag]

10,000 premier league armchair fans turn up at your friendly

 

[Heffle Gull]

Your club badge gets ironed on the latest Match of the day advert.

 

[Wardy]

You get promoted out of the Championship

 

[Thunder Bolt]

https://twitter.com/Jackearl141/status/894501599451721728

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[indy3050]

'Robbie' the spurs fan says in the train queue 'Man should not be packed in like sardines, man should push to the front'

This actually happened yesterday. The guy was a MASSIVE bellend.

 

[Wardy]

When people stop asking 'But who are your Premier League team?' when you tell them you support Brighton.

 

[skipper734]

Your matchday shirts don't have a sticky label on the front.

 

[Is it PotG?]

....you can refrain from singing 'We're on our 'Way'.

 

[Jack Straw]

There's no kids around wearing non-Brighton replica shirts.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

When countless people ask you directions to the ground.

 

[Petee]

There's no kids around wearing non-Brighton replica shirts.

Apart from the little shit with the Chelsea shirt at the game yesterday. Also saw a little shit with a Real Madrid top on after the match.

 

[Hyperion]

When you announce your latest record signing live from your training academy on Sky Sports News

 

[sir albion]

You get bored shitless of seeing few goals and few points....

 

[Seasidesage]

When you look to your left and Jim White is doing a piece to camera.

 

[Jack Straw]

Apart from the little shit with the Chelsea shirt at the game yesterday. Also saw a little shit with a Real Madrid top on after the match.

He'll soon have any liking for that lot beaten out of him when he gets back to school.

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

When 'that Houghton' is far to defensive

 

[Tooting Gull]

You're not on the Channel 5 EFL show. And what an escape, for now at least...Colin 'It's all about me' Murray presenting this season.

 

[GooGull]

When you say during a friendly "we'll be playing against teams like this every week"

....well not exactly every week but you know what I mean