[News] You know how 2020 has been one bat-poop crazy year, well close to the IOW now...

[Stat Brother]

... an oil tanker has been seized by pirates.

They are approximately 15 miles from the SBS's headquarters.
It's tough to imagine this ending well for Pugwash and his merry men.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.

 

[Stat Brother]

Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.

If you think I'm going to let the truth get in the way of:-

'Pirates off the Isle Of Wight'


You are very much mistaken.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

[AmexRuislip]

... an oil tanker has been seized by pirates.

They are approximately 15 miles from the SBS's headquarters.
It's tough to imagine this ending well for Pugwash and his merry men.

Allegedly Dougie is on board

 

[Motogull]

Come on Johnson, send in the SBS. We want grenades and machine guns.

 

[MTSeagulls]

Allegedly Dougie is on board

With Guinness Boy's dick in his hand

 

[zefarelly]

If you think I'm going to let the truth get in the way of:-

'Pirates off the Isle Of Wight'


You are very much mistaken.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

It's won elections . . .good work Pirates of Penzance was pants, by comparisson. The best Brighton can conjure is Athena B!

 

[vegster]

... an oil tanker has been seized by pirates.

They are approximately 15 miles from the SBS's headquarters.
It's tough to imagine this ending well for Pugwash and his merry men.

Have " The Smokers " struck again ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

With Guinness Boy's dick in his hand

I see your not brave enough to add the @

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Leave it to the Senior Service. The SBS stormed the tanker and 7 stowaways have been arrested.

 

[vegster]

Leave it to the Senior Service. The SBS stormed the tanker and 7 stowaways have been arrested.

Senior Service ? On a tanker ? that must be breaking fire regs shirley ?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Senior Service ? On a tanker ? that must be breaking fire regs shirley ?

Only if you have matches too.

 

[Stat Brother]

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[The Clamp]

Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.

Reports now indicate it was an attempted hijacking.

 

[Motogull]

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I reckon that was a 9 minute game of hide and seek. I bet the suspects shat themselves.

 

[vegster]

Reports now indicate it was an attempted hijacking.

So, it was " The Smokers " ! crazy loons, that's why we ended up with Senior Service on the tanker.

 

[Stat Brother]

I reckon that was a 9 minute game of hide and seek. I bet the suspects shat themselves.

I'm already excited for the film adaptation.

 

[Don Tmatter]

I'm already excited for the film adaptation.

Can’t be any worse than Capt. Philliips

 

[The Clamp]

I reckon that was a 9 minute game of hide and seek. I bet the suspects shat themselves.

Probably not even hide and seek. They would have known where they were. Just a case of kicking in some doors.
What were the hijackers thinking? ****ing chancers.
I love a good special forces storming.

 

[monty uk]

Reports now indicate it was an attempted hijacking.

Highjacking? You joking? Lowjacking shirley?