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el punal

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Aug 29, 2012
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
 






Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
I bet he still gets an Albion away ticket on the day of release.
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
"I'll sell you these if you promise not to try and set a pump alight, again".
"Yes boss, I promise I won't boss, not this time boss".



"Mellllvinnnnnnnn".
 




1066familyman

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Jan 15, 2008
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
I had no idea there was a Southampton in the USA as well.

Odd that they're now calling their gas stations, petrol stations.
 


Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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Oct 4, 2003
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
Is it Matt Le Tissier?
 


Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
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Oct 20, 2022
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
And to think this guy is running for the Presidency again - as if 4 years wasn’t enough.
 








Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
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Indiana, USA
How many Southamptons are there in the USA?

Amazingly, six of those are located in North America - with 'Southamptons' in Maryland, Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania, Utah and Virginia. You'll also find two 'Southamptons' in Canada, in New Brunswick and Ontario.

I had no idea there was a Southampton in the USA as well.
 




Lenny Rider

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Sep 15, 2010
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There’s news item here in the local rag (Southampton Daily Echo) about a 51 year old man committing a variety of criminal offences. The variety is a veritable potpourri Of naughtiness. Here goes :

Committing a lewd sex act with a naked woman in the middle of the road.

Buying matches at a petrol station, then lighting them to try and burn the petrol station down.

Threatening to kill casino workers after writing a profanity on the casino door.

Threatening to blow up a convenience store.

Making racist and homophobic comments to police on numerous occasions.

He admitted his behaviour was outrageous but that he’d also been taking spice.

I can only assume that this bloke has mental health issues or he’s one of life’s complete anti-social idiots who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.


Thankfully he never actually killed or hurt anyone.


In all seriousness back in the day there were full on mental hospitals, Graylingwell at Chichester, St Francis up at Haywards Heath, where clearly individuals like this would have been securely housed.

NHS cuts saw these establishments close, don't know about St Francis but they built a housing estate at Chichester.


Poor old Don Lock, long time Albion fan, was stabbed to death at Findon by a mental health sufferer who would have been safely locked away in years gone by.
 




WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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Thankfully he never actually killed or hurt anyone.


In all seriousness back in the day there were full on mental hospitals, Graylingwell at Chichester, St Francis up at Haywards Heath, where clearly individuals like this would have been securely housed.

NHS cuts saw these establishments close, don't know about St Francis but they built a housing estate at Chichester.


Poor old Don Lock, long time Albion fan, was stabbed to death at Findon by a mental health sufferer who would have been safely locked away in years gone by.
Aftercare being managed in NHS hospital wards, mental health being managed by the Police. I wonder how that happened ? :shrug:
 






Zeberdi

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Oct 20, 2022
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Aftercare being managed in NHS hospital wards, mental health being managed by the Police. I wonder how that happened ? :shrug:
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