[Politics] You couldn’t make it up...

[Fountainhead]

Genius idea from Scott Mann MP for North Cornwall.
GPS trackers in knives to cut knife crime

https://twitter.com/scottmann4nc/status/1106128906480951296?s=21

...and we’re expecting these clowns to sort out Brexit!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Could have done with a tracker in the spoon I think I must have lost in the rubbish. We would then have a complete service and I wouldn’t be in the doghouse.

 

[Fountainhead]

Reading down the Twitter feed... I haven’t laughed so much since Saturday at the final whistle!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Cutting edge stuff!

 

[Algernon]

What an idiot.
The obvious solution is to implant a GPS tracker in each person.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Brilliant. Love it

 

[Fungus]

Reading down the Twitter feed... I haven’t laughed so much since Saturday at the final whistle!

"I don’t think the main problem with stabbings is not knowing where the knife is."

Brilliant!

 

[LlcoolJ]

"Ideas for a better society:

'Walking the Norfolk Broads' Eamon Holmes, Keith Chegwin and some large breasted women explore dogging areas in East Anglia.

'Parkin-Sons' People suffering from a debilitating, degenerative illness bake bitter tasting Northern cake products with their male offspring.

'Handle Mark' Australian Neighbors legend Mark Little investigates as GPS trackers are placed in every knife handle. Oh, other than those used for fishing or other field sports. Or for chefs. No, scrap that one....

'Monkey Tennis'?"

 

[Woodchip]

Scrumpy any incest clearly muddle the old grey matter.

 

[Barham's tash]

Naturally assumed this was something to do with the gimps from up the road, which by the way have produced this excellent nugget:

What a bunch of twonks.


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[dazzer6666]

Naturally assumed this was something to do with the gimps from up the road, which by the way have produced this excellent nugget:

What a bunch of twonks.


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Tinpottery at it’s finest[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Assume Watford has implemented a ‘no annoying drum’ policy. Appears they now have to cajole their fabulous fans into supporting without it........

WTF does ‘HF05 The Hunt is On’ mean ? Has their dear CEO and chief sycophant and sponsor suggested they rebrand or something ?

 

[Blue3]

Genius idea from Scott Mann MP for North Cornwall.
GPS trackers in knives to cut knife crime

https://twitter.com/scottmann4nc/status/1106128906480951296?s=21

...and we’re expecting these clowns to sort out Brexit!

That is funny just sitting here thinking about the millions of knives in the UK all with a tracker who's would keep track and for what purpose is he suggesting knives with trackers assigned to a post code and if that tracker is showing outside of the post code a swat team are deployed?
I hope not otherwise the 3 year old birthday party I just attended with the cake and knife could have ended very differently

 

[Stat Brother]

Naturally assumed this was something to do with the gimps from up the road, which by the way have produced this excellent nugget:

What a bunch of twonks.


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My god (assuming this isn't something you've knocked up tashy) what is wrong with them?

 

[beorhthelm]

the GPS is a harmless brainfart.
far more concern is the second point "If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation"... that is the current law. its pretty damming that an MP doesnt know basic law, this is why we end up with more and more legislation that doesnt do anything.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

What do they mean about the hugging? Was there really hugging?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Nothing remotely fascist about that logo. It sure as hell doesn't look like something from the Bosnian Serbs circa 1992

 

[Grombleton]

WTF does ‘HF05 The Hunt is On’ mean ?

It's when Zaha is on the pitch...it's a typo.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Naturally assumed this was something to do with the gimps from up the road, which by the way have produced this excellent nugget:

What a bunch of twonks.


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No drum, gimp masks, no black hoodies and no large banners, I really hope this happens.

And Watford win 4-0 of course

 

[Nottseagull]

What do they mean about the hugging? Was there really hugging?

Glenn's very huggable

 

[Nottseagull]

What do they mean about the hugging? Was there really hugging?

Glenn's very huggable

P. S. I've broken a rule not to open threads with deliberately mysterious titles. I only did so because I was looking for one on Alex Scott and her dumb American expression.