You are casualy walking down North Street...

[Citrus]

when a young man walks past in a Spurs shirt. This is not too bad, but to your horror, you notice that it has Zamora written on the back! What do you do?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Shout 'wanker' really loud into his face. Then scarper.

 

[the right footed denilson]

u know he's 25 too at spurs?

 

[pishhead]

I'd say hang him from the bollocks then punch him and then feed him some cheese.

 

[Citrus]

No, thanks for that.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

What you could could do is follow him all the way up the street saying things like "I hope you're happy now" "does it make you feel good screwing a small team out of money?" "I don't know how you can sleep at night, really I don't" or "does it make you happy? I hope so, I really do" until he hits you, then sue.

 

[Citrus]

Love it mate.

 

[Dunkstar]

Personally i like cheese!

 

[dwayne]

this has already happened to me in London. I was f***ing pissed off but tried to think happy thoughts.

 

[Tazman]

2 years ago i was walking through Cribbs Causeway in Bristol with my "Zamora" shirt on....several people "mentioned" our bargain price paid! What goes around........

 

[Safeway]

Hammer the ****.

 

[Brixtaan]

throw an egg at him

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

When are the fixtures out?

Seriously, would you stop supporting BHA if we'd bagged a top class player for a steal? I know I wouldn't.

 

[Beefy]

Get out some English chedder and eat it.

 

[Safeway]

Errrrrr......

 

[Turkey]

Walk to the Albion shop. Buy a home shirt. Stick McPhee on the back and stalk the bloke.

 

[Legend]

There's only One Chris Mcphee

 

[Happy Seagull]

Punch a hole through his chest and pull out his still beating heart. Then serve it up on a plate for that wanker Hoddle to eat, while nobbing his missus.

Me bitter?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Give him a good shoeing.

 

[Everest]

Eat some cheese and scurry away like a mouse, squeaking.