Yorkshire Puddings...

[Trigger]

Is there anything they can't do?... Marvellous little things.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Not good as body armour.

Unless you count those my wife makes when we don't have Aunt Bessie's in the house.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

they are horrible with custard

 

[jordanseagull]

You cannot use them as a condom.

Trust me.

 

[Everest]

Not much cop as a BATTERy in a radio.

 

[Gully]

Completely useless as a spare wheel for a VW Golf.

 

[pasty]

Always save one for after the roast, to eat with Golden Syrup poured all over it.

 

[skipper734]

The overdone ones are the secret ingredient in Chobham Armour.