xxxx Player released by xxxx Football Club Threads - Why oh fugging why?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Jack Blah has been released by Blah FC - he could do a job for the Albion

Oh look Real Madrid have released midfielder Sergio Sergio - he could do a job

Midfielder Tiddly Winker wants away from Gretna FC - he could do a job

Danish Centre back under 16 international Carl Fukwitt is up for sale - he could do a job

Bristol Athletic are looking to cash in on keeper Paul Stinkhouse - he could do a job for the Albion.

And blah, blah f***ing blah. Why do people do it? ENOUGH ALREADY!

Merry Christmas -

 

[Gritt23]

Cheeky, it hasn't even STARTED yet! If you've had enough already, I wouldn't come near NSC when the January wiondow opens.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Cheeky, it hasn't even STARTED yet! If you've had enough already, I wouldn't come near NSC when the January wiondow opens.

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Everest]

Carl Fukwitt - now he IS good. Could we afford his wages though?

 

[seagullondon]

Tiddly Winker.

Reminds me of Paul Scholes

 

[Hillian1]

Carl Fukwitt - now he IS good. Could we afford his wages though?

Thought Paul Stinkhouse was going to Palace.

 

[Woodchip]

Tiddly Winker.

Reminds me of Paul Scholes

Or C Ronaldo.

Sent by yolk folk

 

[tubaman]

Are they all free agents?

 

[KneeOn]

Are they all free agents?

No, Winker, Fucwitt and Stinkhouse are all still at a club - but could definatley do a job.

Bloom doesn't have the AMBITION though.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Jack Blah is probably my highest rated from this list, although none come close to Carlos Kickaball

 

[thisistips]

Jack Blah is probably my highest rated from this list, although none come close to Carlos Kickaball

Neither are a patch on Chelsea's well endowed reserve striker Ojanika Bolokov

 

[HastingsSeagull]

You must be having a laugh! Tiddly Winker can't get in the Gretna FC side at the moment how do you think he's going to break into our flair midfield?

 

[SeagullSongs]

Jack Blah is probably my highest rated from this list, although none come close to Carlos Kickaball

Carlos' little brothen Cantiven is said to be a hot prospect.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Alright, so that strategy didn't work. How about we just compile a list of players who might not be signing for us in the transfer window. It'll save a lot of time. I'll start, and I think these might be the only three:

Glenn Murray
Bert Trautmann
Cristiano Ronaldo (although you never know - this is NSC after all)

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Jack Blah has been released by Blah FC - he could do a job for the Albion

Oh look Real Madrid have released midfielder Sergio Sergio - he could do a job

Midfielder Tiddly Winker wants away from Gretna FC - he could do a job

Danish Centre back under 16 international Carl Fukwitt is up for sale - he could do a job

Bristol Athletic are looking to cash in on keeper Paul Stinkhouse - he could do a job for the Albion.

And blah, blah f***ing blah. Why do people do it? ENOUGH ALREADY!

Merry Christmas -

You forgot that young Master Bates may well be loaned out as he Prem club is out of europe. Will the Albion sign him?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

I hear Billy Paynter might be available for a loan to buy soon.

 

[MACROBLUE]

I think Gus has already enquired about Winker. Ludo want to much money for him!!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Midfielder Tiddly Winker wants away from Gretna FC - he could do a job

Is he related to Mike Tiddy?

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Could do a job!

 

[NMH]

At the moment, ANYONE could do a job.
Buy Anyone, don't be so TIGHT Tony Bloom.

 

[NMH]

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