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[Wozza]

* Something funny from the karrrrazy interweb posted on NSC for your amusement (maybe). Tonight...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Focus groups at advance screenings for Gigli, a romantic comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez set to open nationwide July 30, have demanded a new ending in which both stars die "in as brutal a manner as possible," sources at Sony Pictures said Tuesday.

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[Dunkstar]

Here here!

 

[Wozza]

Sod that - how funny is this?!? It's going to be SHITE.


Hewitt to star in reality sports show

James Hewitt and Mel C are the stars of a new Olympics-style reality TV show.

Channel 4's The Games, dubbed Celebrity Sport Idol, will feature an assortment of celebrities.

Five men and five women will take part in events such as swimming, weightlifting and hammer throwing.

Viewers will be treated to the sight of Hewitt taking on Bobby Davro in a high dive, plus Mel C speed skating against Gail Porter.

The male competitors are Hewitt, So Solid Crew's Harvey, ex-Steps star Lee Latchford-Evans, Bobby Davro and chef Jean-Christophe Novelli.

The women's side consists of Porter, Mel C, former Hollyoaks star Terri Dwyer, Merseybeat actress Josie D'Arby and current Miss World Azra Akin.

The two teams will compete separately in six sports during a week-long series of live shows to be screened in September.

Cameras will follow the training and there will be fly-on-the-wall coverage as the contestants live together in an athletes village in Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium.


Story filed: 17:44 Thursday 31st July 2003

 

[Bozza]

Superstars for a new generation.

I wonder if there will be any Brian Jacks squat thrust type controversy. (or was it Brian Hooper?)

 

[Wozza]

Everyone seems to remember Jacks cheating at squats but he was the don. It must have been someone else - maybe Hooper, yeah.

Anyway, Superstars is back on BBC in a few weeks. Sherringham's taking part I think. Johhny Vaughan hosting, unfortunately.

Can't see how that's gonna compete with "Hewitt taking on Bobby Davro in a high dive".

 

[JEM]

BJ had special shoes made so he could glide back and forth on the floor with as little friction as possible during squats thrusts.

Hewitt should have special concrete shoes specially made for perfect entry to the pool in the swimming events.