Wouldn't say "Boo" to a goose

[Bozza]

I wouldn't. They can be nasty buggers.

If you wouldn't say "Boo", just what would you say?

 

[Yorkie]

Nice goosey

 

[Bluejuice]

Probably just small talk. Y'know, nice weather, how's your father, that sort of thing.

Then after a few beers I'd probably come onto it

 

[Hampden Park]

hey goosey have a gander at this

 

[rospants]

here ducky ducky ducky

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Probably just small talk. Y'know, nice weather, how's your father, that sort of thing.

Then after a few beers I'd probably come on it

"Goose In Facial Shocker"

 

[Bakesy]

QuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQQuacQuackkuaQuackckQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuack

 

[Yorkie]

QuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQQuacQuackkuaQuackckQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuack

Except that geese honk not quack.

 

[dougdeep]

QuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQQuacQuackkuaQuackckQuackQuackQuackQuackQuackQuack

Hello Ducky!!!

 

[Goodfella]

DUCK OFF!

 

[Hampden Park]

Except that geese honk not quack.

they do smell a bit yorkie so yes you are right

 

[pasty]

Hmmm.....dinner

 

[Yorkie]

Pate de fois gras

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Why the long face?

 

[Safeway]

Probably just small talk. Y'know, nice weather, how's your father, that sort of thing.

How's your father with a GOOSE?

Sicko.

Personally, I'd kick it in the NUTS then run away.

 

[Yorkie]

How's your father with a GOOSE?

Sicko.

Personally, I'd kick it in the NUTS then run away.

A goose is female. The gander has nuts (or similar)

 

[Race]

A goose is female. The gander has nuts (or similar)

 

[Safeway]

A goose is female. The gander has nuts (or similar)

In that case, I'd kick it in the

.

 

[bhaexpress]

That'll teach you to stick your neck out.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Shall we ask an expert?

http://www.goosehuntingchat.com/